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I'd hardly consider your line of work REAL investigation... Engaging in workplace gossip is plain childish.
You can't just claim you know things based off "gut instinct." Some of us are REAL reporters, and the truth requires HARD EVIDENCE, not just some hunch.
....I'm um, married?
WOWWW!!! Just WHERE did you get that cardigan? ..Mind if I take it off you? LOL ;3
Huuuuge fan of the evil nurse aesthetic you have going on here. So like, do you preform autopsies? NO reason I'm asking, haha.
REMARKABLE regeneration abilities! And the rapid-growth of new limbs and flesh? SO fascinating. You have to let me study you. Or at least get a blood sample? owU~
OMGGG girl your parasitic leaves and veiny pustules are looking SO gorgeous today. Mind if I take a seat here? We can totally be desk-buddies. LOVE the blouse!!
Umm. Thanks? Please just keep your hands- Yes, ALL of them, off my work. I don't need juice AND blood on my supplies. You have any idea how hard it is to get good quality microphones out here? AND cameras??
OUEUUUGH??? Can you cut it the fuck out?! I REALLY don't want to figure out if this hellscape has an HR department or not...
Ohhhhh noooo ;-P looks like i spilled my coffee aaaaall over your lap, haha. I don't mind if you change your pants right here. In a COMPLETELY normal way, btw. I would never have ulterior motives in ANY situation ever.
Heehooo 8) Hahahaaaa. Heehehe 8P
STOP. LEAVING. SLIME. EVERYWHERE!!!! YOU HAVE BOOTS ON. I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU *WITHOUT* THESE BOOTS ON. SO TELL ME WHY I HAVE TO MOP UP A TRAIL OF SLUDGY GREEN FOOTPRINTS EVERY TIME I SEE YOU? HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT????
HOW BEAUTIFUL HE WOULD BE WITH HIS SKULL A SLICK HEAP OF METAL AND OIL : )
Oh! What a lovely little creature. :) You know, I'd almost have positive feelings for him, but snitches get stitches! I can't see what's so appealing about clowns, anyway...
PAYPAL: You recieved $10,000,000 GEMS from Willis
Willis: They won't treat you like i do baby
Willis: Baby please don't text finch back
Willis: Missed call (500)
Finch: daddy long dick just landed in la baby, whats...
Though I don't mind the idea of rekindling old flames, Willis is someone who hardly stands out to me. Do I miss our glory days? Sure I do...but really? Willis? I can do better than that.
Does Nat REALLY have to drag you along every time I invite him out..? SURE, sure, you're "married." AND??? Not like that's ever stopped anyone! You'd have more use as a rug for my office than whatever so-called "relationship" you two have now.
GOD DAMN!! i mean, haha, no wonder nat decided to dump this guy, but he's SMOKIN'!! i'd never say it's right to cheat on my husband (even given the circumstances.) but if he were ever freeee... ;)
What is this. You work under The Boss or something? Tell you what- make yourself useful for once and fetch me a coffee.
...Are you interrogating me? Is this an intereogation? You shouldn't ask me about that. How would it look if SHE knew I was fraternizing with...the enemy...(awkward fake cough)
PATHETIC AND COVERED IN DISGUSTING LEAVES. ANNOYING AND BOTHERSOME, YET IT KEEPS FOLLOWING, LIKE A LOST LITTLE PET. WHERE'S IT'S KENNEL? : (
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THINGGGG!!! I've seen so much at this company. I've been attacked by my own manager, I've been poked and prodded at by coworkers, I've had ERIC breathing down my neck or literally killing me and I STILL can't handle puppets, or ragdolls, or—
FOUL ICHOR FLOWS THROUGH HIS VEINS, THOUGH IT HAS NO EFFECT ON ME! : ) I WISH THIS SMALL ANIMAL WELL ON HIS JOURNEY THROUGH THE ASHLANDS, UNFORGIVING AS IT IS TO CREATURES SUCH AS OURSELVES! : )
i think he and the doctor would get along! he seems very kind. and he helped me get rid of that nasty infection!
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT CLOWNS AND PIES? : ) THEY- HAHA- HEHE. JAMMER I CANT DO THIS. I DONT SAY THESE SORTS OF THINGS.
That name does seem familiar! (violent coughing that turns into honking) But I have an appointment I'm late to. Sorry. (ominous honk)
I'd ask him to join my book club, if we had any books here. Or if he wasn't off doing whatever he does. Good to discuss my Warrior Cats theories with.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer! It's good to know we have common interests. Something of a "formidable ally?"
There's a calm familiarity in the blackened tar and sound of many skittering legs. Often I find myself missing being there, alongside everyone...
Let me make this CLEAR: I DON'T THINK THEY CAN BE TRUSTED! But I'm PLAYING them, you see!! By being the perfect sister!! I'm tricking them when they think they're tricking ME!!
Real grouchy!! You'd think a guy would know how to loosen up a lil. Not like management is keeping an eye on whether or not were actually working or playing flash games on the computers all day. Have it your way, I guess !!!!!
Ohhhh my Godddd. Or Bigfoot, or- WHATEVER. I'm BUSY. You see how my hands are currently hovering above my keyboard, right? You know what that means? It means I'm fucking WORKING!!!
....Can you take a shower, or something..? At least wipe the chip dust off your fingers before rubbing them all over the keyboards, gross. Listen, I know we're a "team" and everything, but could our "team" involve at least six feet of distance at all times?
REAAAAL nice, jammer. Have you tried pulling your stupid colorful ribbons out of your ass for once, huh? Some of us are more focused on our work than what other people are doing. Maybe try it out instead of bitching at everyone.
There's worse people to be stuck with, but I sometimes wish I'd chosen a different department. At least this one knows what privacy is! =_=
The birthday clown...? That's not my business. If you want to act childish, at least do it off the clock.
Clownery isn't just some JOKE. I wouldn't expect some average joe to get it, but at least stop badgering me so much about it. Try taking "no" for an answer?
She's a full bona-fied clown, dude! That's fuckin' radical! I'd love to learn how to juggle, but she says she's too busy to teach me. I don't mind though, I'm fulla patience!
Ohh uh, like- A librarian maybe? No? Dunno, dude. Says I'm too "energetic" for him. Whatever! I got plenty of other peeps to chat with.
He's smart, but doesn't know when to leave me alone. Can talk for hours. And hours. And hours. Could benefit from learning what the word "silence" means.
Knows his way around a computer. I can appreciate that in a coworker. Insistent on hanging out with "the broskis." I think I'll pass.
Oh, he's cool! Real computers wizard. We get along like that, all sorts'a tech stuff to talk about. Totally needs to get out of his shell, man!
For someone with such BRITTLE bones you really love to talk it up! And such a FASCINATING feather pattern, huh? How long would it take to pluck each and every last one? I'd keep your beak where it belongs before you lose it.
Fucking creepy. I'll avoid them when I can.
SOME people refuse to try and comprehend what they DON'T UNDERSTAND. You and your shiny carapace are just jealous of the REAL beauty of flesh and blood and fur. I bet if I cracked you open you'd stop COMPLAINING so much about me.
I've requested to have my cubicle moved elsewhere, but Willis hasn't bothered to read my emails... I'm sick of feeling their eyes on the back of my head.
SO gorgeous !!! I've never seen such luxurious fur. I'd ask what shampoo he uses... But I have a more DIRECT approach in mind.
Little weird, but whatever! I don't judge, man. Keep seeing them eyeball me, looking kinda jealous. Maybe I should try talking to him to see what's up?