randomthewolfskie's Bulletins
Idk man, it's 3:30 am and I'm bored again.
They can be meme trace overs or just regular bases or something like idk LMAO I'm down for like anything
Except animation, that takes too long
If you want to see a base before u choose I can show u it
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
no
2. WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
i dont do that
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
no
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Black forest ham
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
no
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
no i would kill kill kill kill
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
ill eat you
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
yeah and theyre a bitch
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP
das scary
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
mini wheats... i like the feeling of grinding my gums on them...
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
no
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
no. i need to get stronk but i get soooo borrreeedddd when i try to work out
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
cherry garcia
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
whether or not they would curb stomp me for existing if given the chance(Its very easy to tell tbh)
15. RED OR PINK?
Red
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
everything, i live in a brain that hates itself
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Idk i dont rlly miss anyone atm
18. WHAT IS THE PAUL MCKENNA TECHNIQUE THAT YOU NEED TO WORK ON THE MOST?
i thought that said paul whatshisface and i was like I dont like the beatles they agrivate me stfu
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
none but mine are red
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
nachos (Tortilla chips with melted cheese, better than nacho cheese tbh)
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Whang
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
This is the part where i realize ive done this one before
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Dr pepper
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
THIS FUCKING RECORDING BITCH FROM VERIZON WONT LET ME FUCKING SET UP MY MOMS PHONE IM GONNA KILL
25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE?
Mountain cause thats where i live
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Sports agrivate me
27. HAIR COLOR?
Shut up
28. EYE COLOR?
Dont talk to me
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
My glasses are so greasy you could polish a bench
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
I hate food
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies arent scary ive never been scared by a scary movie outside of jumpscares but those dont count and happy endings are ok i like them but like um idk 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
FNAF
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter cause if i have to get hot one more time ill combust
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Die
36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Idk
37. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO?
I cant breath rn
38. COMPUTER OR TELEVISION?
TV is trash
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
im not rn but idk
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
yo mama
42. FAVORITE SOUND?
The one where ur shuttin the fuck upppp
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
die
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
ur moms house
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
no, die
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
My bedroom
47. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
my bedroom
48. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE?
Get away
49. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR?
never speak
50. DO YOU LIKE ANSWERING 50 QUESTIONS?
Im choking on my snot send help
I fucked up the dogs in the deer painting but don't pay attention to that
My fave is the kitties
1). Are you really ready for 111 questions?
Im so fucking tired
2). Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Relationships were invented by A03 to promote ABO fanfics
3). 🐊?
🦈 >3333
4). Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Idk its been 90 years
5). Do you regret it?
🦈
6). Have you ever been depressed?
I have a doctors note that says yes, severly :3
7). Are you a boy?
Yes. Die. :3
8). Are you a girl?
What are you, my mom?
9). What is your relationship status?
My standards are too high for you, and everyone else, alive or dead, real or fictional :3
10). How do you want to die?
Don't ask me that ur gonna set me off
11). What did you last eat?
Melted ice cream
12). Played any sports?
No thankz
13). Do you bite your nails?
no
14). When was your last physical fight?
I don't do those, im not fucking stupid, i know i wont win
15). Do you have an attitude?
//kills u with my mind
16). Do you like someone?
omg yessss >//////< (//Goes in for the kill)
17). What is your real name?
🦈
19). Are you gonna get high later?
I FUCKING WISH GFDI
20). Do you hate anyone at the moment?
No, if i dont like u i simply dont think about u, u think i have room to seethe over all this nonstop music my brain keeps playing?
21). Do you miss someone?
No, if ur not in front of me then i don't think about u. An asshole thing to say, but its true
22). Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Food makes me wanna die, I hate eating
23). Do you tan a lot?
I'm tan natrually?????
24). Have any pets?
MR BUDDERRRR MY OLD MAN!!! I GET TO SEE HIM TOMORROW!!!!!!
25). How exactly are you feeling?
So fucking tired
26). Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yes? I thought this was normal behavior
27). Ever made out in the bathroom?
I hope ur teeth fall out
28). Would you take any of your exes back?
No he can die.:3 (I never dated anyone before)
29). Are you scared of spiders?
The big ones
30). Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
And have my molecules rippped apart violently and painfully before being reassembled??? No thankz
31). Do you regret anything from your past?
I have anxiety, I regret everything I do natrually
32). What are your plans for this weekend?
SEE MY DOGGIIEEEEEEEE
33). Do you want to have kids?
No thank, they scawwwwyyyy
34). Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
Yo Mama
35). Do you type fast?
No i never learned how
36). Do you have piercings?
No
37). Want any more?
No
38). Can you spell well?
no
39). Do you miss anyone from your past?
No. Die.
40). What are you craving right now?
Cheese
41). Ever been to a bonfire party?
no that sounds hot and i dont like heat like that
43). Have you ever been on a horse?
Ya
45). Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I don't careeeeeeee
46). Have you ever been cheated on?
Do aroace people like... not exist to the people making these meme question things????
49). Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Do i look like im fuckin rich?
50). What should you be doing?
Nothing i actually have a second to breath rn
51). What's irritating you right now?
Life in general, most things, the fact that i'll never get to be what i am outside of my head, u know, normal person things
52). Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
I have emotional problem things, if the emotion isn't strong enough to hurt me physically, i simply dont feel it, its why im dead inside actually :3 But no i dont like people they make me tired
54). What is your favorite color?
Red THE COLOR OFFFF BLLOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yea? You haven't, weirdo
57). Do you have trust issues?
Never trusting people again worst mistake of my li-
62). Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I....
63). Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I have never cried in my life
64). Do you give out second chances too easily?
Not anymore :3
65). Is it easier to forgive or forget?
I forget everything
66). Is this year the best year of your life?
no?
67). What was your childhood nickname?
Father Fucc
68). Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
No the old men are going to see me
70). Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Nothing happens for a reason, everything is random
71). What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
e six- //SHOT
73). What is bothering you?
I have a paper due in 2 weeks and I havent started it yet cause i forgot how to read
74). Have you ever been out of your state?
Ye
75). Do you play the Wii?
Yes :3
76). Are you listening to music right now?
Against my own will (IT NEVER STOPS)
77). Do you like Chinese food?
I like the crab things idk what theyre called
78). Do you know your fathers b- day?
Yes
79). Are you afraid of the dark?
Not all the time
80). Is cheating ever okay?
Im not qualified to answer this question
81). Are you mean?
yes 🦈
82). Can you keep white shoes clean?
No
84). Do you believe in true love?
Bro idk i dont feel that stuff
88). Do you like the outside?
Not rlly but like whatever
89). Are you currently bored?
Yea
90). Do you wanna get married?
No ew
91). Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
I'll accept Daddy, but if u call me baby I'll stab u
92). Are you hungry?
I was all week cause i ran out of food (Ive been living off cheese its for 5 days) and i never had time to go get lunch for free cause it was always when i had class and by the time i get out its already dark and i cant drive in the dark for reasons not related to me BUT I GOT SONIC TODAY SO WE GOOD :3
93). Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
That sounds so gross ew
94). What makes you happy?
I dont get that
95). Would you change your name?
Im indifferent
96). Ever been to Alaska?
no
98). Do you watch the news?
No
99). What's your zodiac sign?
Libra
100). Do you like Subway?
I like the pizzas
101). Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
I dont do that, I think its ewwwey
102). Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Kill
105). Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
I avoid everyone
106). Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act yourself around?
I don't have a sense of self
107). Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
What are u, A cop?
108). Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Keep that shit away from me I want to keep my lungs
109). Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
The void, cause nobody talks to me (not that i care either way)
110). Favorite lyrics right now?
J3T's verse from World War Me, specifically the "I am not you, no, you are not me" part
111). Can you count to one million?
I cant even count past 5
//screaming
I need a reason to draw
does anyone wanna trade?
Preferably only comment if you'd be able to get ur part done soon (Im impatient with waiting for art lately lmao, people keep offering and not doing their part and its making me irritated lmaoooo)
Idc what kinda trade im open to whatever (Just like dont make me do a scene or something im too tired for that)
Drop an oc and what you wanna do
U can choose from here https://toyhou.se/randomthewolfskie/characters/tagged:want%20rn/folder:all (idc who, pick someone u havent done before idc)
I'll start my part after you finish urs
i want a shark oc for whatever reason but all the non ai shark adopts are those dog looking non sharks that i dont vibe with //cries I wanna shark that looks like a shark TwT
Mainly looking for USD (Can do payment plans if needed) however im willing to do mixed payment as well
All prices in the names are more like AB's (Offering a character from this folder will also count as an AB, within reason, https://toyhou.se/randomthewolfskie/favorites/66441 )
The time limit for Art offers is 1 month or I'll put them back up for offers
Here's the offer folder:
https://toyhou.se/randomthewolfskie/characters/folder:760746
Comment on the character or DM me to claim
If you could spread this too that'd be rlly cool
Pls look at my shark
Do you have a crush on anybody?: no ew
What's your favorite candy?: Reeses
Favourite love song?: Idk i dont listen to many
What was your first kiss like?: Ill kill u
What was your last kiss like?: I dont do that
Sexual/romantic orientation?: AroAce
Do you prefer poems or love letters?: i dont care
Favorite fanfic trope?: Best friends to lovers? Idk
Have you ever been in love? Bruh i barely feel platonic love much less that other shit
Favorite milkshake flavor?: Chocolate
Dinner dates or brunch dates?: Idc but ur paying
Favorite flower?: The ones on cacti
Favorite perfume/cologne?: I dont care (I use old spice tho)
Favorite candle scent? Idk i dont have a point of reference
What's your ideal first date?: We both die at the end :3
Favorite love story?: Me x Ur mom
What's the most attractive thing a person could wear?: b e a r d, idc about clothes i dont pay attention
Chocolate, vanilla, or red velvet?: Chocolate and red velvet are the same thing, you stupid fuck
Snow, rain, or sun? Snow. I fucking hate the sun... gives me a headache
Sweetest romantic memory?: The one where i break ur neck :3
Favorite dating sim, and favorite character?: The only one ive played is dream daddy fcdgyuheuidvf cgdshjn
What's your dream wedding like?: The one where we dont get married :3
What makes you blush?: I dont blush i just get really sweaty in my back
Do you believe in love at first sight?: i dont give a fuck
Do you believe in soulmates?: I dont have a soul and if i did i dont want it mating
Denim jackets, leather jackets, or bomber jacket?: i like all 3
What's your sign?: Libra
Are you single?: Im not even an option
Do you prefer to charm or be charmed?: Give me free shit
Guitar or piano?: i dont fuckin
Favourite romcom or romantic movie?: Ouran Highschool Hostclub
Valentine's decorations, yay or nay?: Dont care, but they look cool :3
Would you prefer to propose or be proposed to?: I dont like asking or answering questions
Cloudgazing or stargazing?: MY E Y E S
Do you like to dance?: no
What's your OTP?: Wouldnt you like to know
Kittens or puppies?: both
Coffee, hot chocolate, or tea?: i like them all but Cold brew double shot my beloved <3333
Favorite soda?: Dr Pepper
Do you prefer gazing wistfully out the window or lying dramatically over the sofa?: I dont care my never ending daydreaming kinda makes them look like the same thing anyway
Favourite ABBA song? Whomst?
Kiss(Fuck)/Marry/Kill?: Kiss ur mom, Fuck ur dad (im top), and marry Meeeeeeee :3 (No lmao get out of my house)
Favorite pajamas?:I sleep in my boxers cause its so fucking HOT I HATE SUMMER SO MUCH I HATE IT PLS KILL IT OJFBHvedhbjsfjgvuerhbdbvhsdhigfjzbFGE VG
Favorite liquor?: I dont like alcohol it takes gross
Do you think about love a lot?: Only in a fanfic type of way that doesnt involve me or real people :3
A walk in the park or a walk on the beach?: MY LEGS FUCKING HURT ,WE'RE STAYING HOME AND DOING DIFFERENT THINGS IN THE SAME ROOM AND NOT TALKNG TO EACHOTHER AT ALL, LIKE THE LORD INTENDED, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT (those will be our most treausured memories 😩)
Hand kisses or nose kisses?: I HATE BOTH GET OUT
What's your dream house?: I dont dream about houses i dream about gas stations and hotels and murder :3
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I swear ive dont this before but i really dont care
1) Name & prns: no
2) Coffee or tea? cold brew
3) Anime/manga, yay or nay? yea
4) Favorite home style/design? I HAVE DONE THIS ONE BEFORE GOD DAMNIT
5) Music genre? I say this every 10 seconds
6) Have any pets (or dream pets)? Mr budder my beloved
7) Favorite TV show(s) rn? idk im randomly obsessed with Gravity Falls again for some reason like if it was fucking 2017 or something
8) Do you collect anything? money 🔥
9) If you could visit any place, where would it be? Idk eveything looks the same to me
10) Favorite candy? R double E S E S but not the puffs
11) What is something you want to see more of (representation wise)? Idk mannnnnnn
12) Whats your favorite accessory or clothing item? My jacket :3
13) Favorite type of weather? 40 DEGREES AND CLOUDY NO SUN
14) Current hyperfixation? I already said that
15) Do you like the icing on cake/cupcakes? if its the good frosting yes, if its the ewwey kind no cause it hurts my teeth.... I dont like cake in general tho
16) What are some of your hobbies? Fa-
17) What is something you know too much about? Nothing
18) Are you a school disliker? I like learning i dont like remembering or doing work
19) Favorite fruit or veggie(s)? watermelon
20) What is something you do that most people don't? Bark like a dog..... I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SOMEONE HELP ME I CANT STOP IT I DONT DO IT ON PURPOSE