1). Are you really ready for 111 questions?

Im so fucking tired

2). Was your last real relationship a mistake?

Relationships were invented by A03 to promote ABO fanfics

3). 🐊?

🦈 >3333

4). Who did you last say "I love you" to?

Idk its been 90 years

5). Do you regret it?

🦈

6). Have you ever been depressed?

I have a doctors note that says yes, severly :3

7). Are you a boy?

Yes. Die. :3

8). Are you a girl?

What are you, my mom?

9). What is your relationship status?

My standards are too high for you, and everyone else, alive or dead, real or fictional :3

10). How do you want to die?

Don't ask me that ur gonna set me off

11). What did you last eat?

Melted ice cream

12). Played any sports?

No thankz

13). Do you bite your nails?

no

14). When was your last physical fight?

I don't do those, im not fucking stupid, i know i wont win

15). Do you have an attitude?

//kills u with my mind

16). Do you like someone?

omg yessss >//////< (//Goes in for the kill)

17). What is your real name?

🦈

19). Are you gonna get high later?

I FUCKING WISH GFDI

20). Do you hate anyone at the moment?

No, if i dont like u i simply dont think about u, u think i have room to seethe over all this nonstop music my brain keeps playing?

21). Do you miss someone?

No, if ur not in front of me then i don't think about u. An asshole thing to say, but its true

22). Twirl or cut your spaghetti?

Food makes me wanna die, I hate eating

23). Do you tan a lot?

I'm tan natrually?????

24). Have any pets?

MR BUDDERRRR MY OLD MAN!!! I GET TO SEE HIM TOMORROW!!!!!!

25). How exactly are you feeling?

So fucking tired

26). Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?

Yes? I thought this was normal behavior

27). Ever made out in the bathroom?

I hope ur teeth fall out

28). Would you take any of your exes back?

No he can die.:3 (I never dated anyone before)

29). Are you scared of spiders?

The big ones

30). Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

And have my molecules rippped apart violently and painfully before being reassembled??? No thankz

31). Do you regret anything from your past?

I have anxiety, I regret everything I do natrually

32). What are your plans for this weekend?

SEE MY DOGGIIEEEEEEEE

33). Do you want to have kids?

No thank, they scawwwwyyyy

34). Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?

Yo Mama

35). Do you type fast?

No i never learned how

36). Do you have piercings?

No

37). Want any more?

No

38). Can you spell well?

no

39). Do you miss anyone from your past?

No. Die.

40). What are you craving right now?

Cheese

41). Ever been to a bonfire party?

no that sounds hot and i dont like heat like that

43). Have you ever been on a horse?

Ya

45). Have you ever broken someone's heart?

I don't careeeeeeee

46). Have you ever been cheated on?

Do aroace people like... not exist to the people making these meme question things????

49). Would you live with someone without marrying them?

Do i look like im fuckin rich?

50). What should you be doing?

Nothing i actually have a second to breath rn

51). What's irritating you right now?

Life in general, most things, the fact that i'll never get to be what i am outside of my head, u know, normal person things

52). Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?

I have emotional problem things, if the emotion isn't strong enough to hurt me physically, i simply dont feel it, its why im dead inside actually :3 But no i dont like people they make me tired

54). What is your favorite color?

Red THE COLOR OFFFF BLLOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?

Yea? You haven't, weirdo

57). Do you have trust issues?

Never trusting people again worst mistake of my li-

62). Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?

I....

63). Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I have never cried in my life

64). Do you give out second chances too easily?

Not anymore :3

65). Is it easier to forgive or forget?

I forget everything

66). Is this year the best year of your life?

no?

67). What was your childhood nickname?

Father Fucc

68). Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

No the old men are going to see me

70). Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Nothing happens for a reason, everything is random

71). What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

e six- //SHOT

73). What is bothering you?

I have a paper due in 2 weeks and I havent started it yet cause i forgot how to read

74). Have you ever been out of your state?

Ye

75). Do you play the Wii?

Yes :3

76). Are you listening to music right now?

Against my own will (IT NEVER STOPS)

77). Do you like Chinese food?

I like the crab things idk what theyre called

78). Do you know your fathers b- day?

Yes

79). Are you afraid of the dark?

Not all the time

80). Is cheating ever okay?

Im not qualified to answer this question

81). Are you mean?

yes 🦈

82). Can you keep white shoes clean?

No

84). Do you believe in true love?

Bro idk i dont feel that stuff

88). Do you like the outside?

Not rlly but like whatever

89). Are you currently bored?

Yea

90). Do you wanna get married?

No ew

91). Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

I'll accept Daddy, but if u call me baby I'll stab u

92). Are you hungry?

I was all week cause i ran out of food (Ive been living off cheese its for 5 days) and i never had time to go get lunch for free cause it was always when i had class and by the time i get out its already dark and i cant drive in the dark for reasons not related to me BUT I GOT SONIC TODAY SO WE GOOD :3

93). Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?

That sounds so gross ew

94). What makes you happy?

I dont get that

95). Would you change your name?

Im indifferent

96). Ever been to Alaska?

no

98). Do you watch the news?

No

99). What's your zodiac sign?

Libra

100). Do you like Subway?

I like the pizzas

101). Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

I dont do that, I think its ewwwey

102). Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Kill

105). Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?

I avoid everyone

106). Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act yourself around?

I don't have a sense of self

107). Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

What are u, A cop?

108). Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?

Keep that shit away from me I want to keep my lungs

109). Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?

The void, cause nobody talks to me (not that i care either way)

110). Favorite lyrics right now?

J3T's verse from World War Me, specifically the "I am not you, no, you are not me" part

111). Can you count to one million?

I cant even count past 5

//screaming