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clarification: blood or blood-like substances, i am unsure if it counts as blood

i was given a jacket by a friend. it came with me on a hunt where i sustained cosmetic damage was injured got attacked by daemons. now there is a very unfortunate black stain on it and I don't want to damage it further. please advise?

WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD

Posted 7 years, 4 months ago by Zobeide scherzo

HELLO MY NAME IS: ZOBEIDE, ZOBI, ZO, AT YOUR PREFERENCE!

YOU HAVE SO MUCH GREEN (IT FEELS LIKE PATINA HERE (WELL EVERYTHING OXIDIZES SO QUICK HERE (I AM LED TO BELIEVE BECAUSE OF THE GREEN) ) )

(WE HAVE HAD TO KNIT ME UP IN LACQUER AND BENT LIGHT AGAINST IT: STRANGE, BUT NOT UNCOMFORTABLE (IT IS A SENSATION LIKE BEING TOUCHED ALL OVER (WHICH YOU ARE ALL SO FOND OF! (WHICH I AM FOND OF) ) ) )

BUT I WOULD LIKE TO ASK, BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN SO LITTLE OF HERE (SO LITTLE OF ELSEWHERE BUT HOME): WHAT STRANGENESSES DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR RESPECTIVE LOCALITIES?

(PS AM I USING THESE (THESE THAT IS) CORRECTLY. THEY SEEM OVERLY HELPFUL AND I AM SUSPICIOUS.)

Are you in need of assistance?

Posted 7 years, 7 months ago by  Mr. Song scherzo

This world of ours, it isn't what I would call ideal for—anomalous individuals, monsters, extraterrestrials—rather—let me not sugarcoat things—this is a difficult, treacherous world for those outside the norms of human form and ability. My intent is to offer assistance where I myself may, and pass those in need of help along to those most able and willing to give it. A network of support if you will.

If you are ever in the Western United States and in need of help then drop me a line, won't you?—or if you are capable of helping out in this little endeavour. (I don't bite—which is to say I don't bite those seeking shelter or offering it—I reserve my venom for certain parties who well know who they are—unless you've got a Thing for biting, in which case I shall bite very enthusiastically indeed. ; )