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my lifelong companion. my best friend in the world. we literally helped eachother come out and found our own respective partners together. we were eachother’s best man and maid at our weddings. you have been with me through thick and thin and i would take— and have taken— a bullet for you. i love you, man.
dude u can’t cook for shit. you could literally burn water ily tho
i’m literally your baby sister don’t call me a Thing god this house is a FUCKING PRISON
i want to run amok in the woods and chart cryptid and be free. but also i have to raise this thing
holy shiiiit. is that the ERr_star of mootclan ???? fuck dude. i gotta be cooler around this guy.
hop out the womb hop in the jet,
i hit the club you hit the deck,
milk bottle service sent to my section,
padded foam edges im fully protected,
i like milk tepid gold bib i’m flexin',
your mama callin' me baby! you not in school yet, here's a lesson:
you are the worst i am the best,
pull up to your blocks i’m not impressed,
i got the juice, don't know how speak,
don’t know how to lose!
object out of sight and i’m thinkin’ it’s gone,
16 years older than me but i’m takin' your sister to prom!
i am the bae i am the bee,
buzzing around pretendin' to sleep,
those little dumb fences don't stop me from movin',
i jump out the window like a movie!
louis v bag all packed,
apple slices in a smaller louis bag!
lil bitch i’m the man not a baby that's a fact!
high-roller out in vegas with a stroller,
alter ego i’m a poser,
fake stash now i look a lil' older!
i still put my toes in my mouth (who cares)
i drink milk til i throw up (who cares)
i’m gonna take a nap (who cares, who cares)
i love my daughter!
i think we should get married and not both almost get murdered by two crazed sons of bitches. i think that’s a rly cute idea
is cat sonibea doomed to the narrative like normal them? tune in wednesdays at 9 to find out more
laserstar more like loserstar am i right
what if ninjebula had a low taper fade
you may not be my real mom but god girl you are MOTHER YOU ARE MOTHERING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
you have unmedicated adhd
im all 3 of his weed smoking girlfriends. and yes. we smoke weed
this is my weed smoking girlfriend and yes she smokes weed
i love my microscopic wife. so small. so miniscule. so teeny tiny itty bitty. Short
i love my big wife. i may have to look directly up and break my neck to see her face but she is beautiful. *starts crying*
yeah tgats fair
you are literally the worst man i have ever met in my life. i hope you die. i hope we both die
....and we were BOTH girls.......
what if we held hands......... on the jouch....
now what in the fnf jesus christ sonic image are you
the IRS knows that you owe $288 in sonic oreownie blast debts
i think i need a therapist
fuck enemies to lovers trope. why isn’t there more lovers to enemies? why don’t we more often explore the intricacies of a shattered and irreparable relationship, the minutia of such damaged persons, the raw power of emotions in their rage and disdain for one another all yet marred by some sense of longing for a serenity and bliss they’ll never again be permitted to meet? what horrors might man commit to in his attempts to take what god tells him he cannot have? and what— heaven forbid— would be done once it finally lies realized within his grasp?
"Oh well, she's just the sweetest girl ever! She was very nice when I arrived in Wyvernclan, and she's the best friend a gal could hope for!"
this is just like tangled and mother gothel and rapunzel but like in the least manipulative way possible. like if gothel actually had a valid point. have you guys ever read the twisted book series there’s one about gothel called mother knows best and it’s really good. they’re like that
i have autism