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SHE'S GOT MEGMAN LEGS BUT I LOVE HER!!!!

panty is so hot <33333

IF NO ONE GOT ME I KNOW PANTY FROM PANTY AND STOCKING GOT ME CAN I GET AN AMEN?

"fucking a" - panty from panty and stocking

ZAMN!!!!!!!!!! SCRATCH MUTED E!!!!!!!!

buff susie

pp smallus

penis extremus

SEX!!!!!!!!

shabada gooba like a meebo???? (meebo?)

i die!! yay!!!! *dies of cringfe*

i am going to murfer nickelodeon i hate worldwide day of play

i do a backflip every day of my life

kidney failure

i die

PIPIS

zamn!!!!!!!!!!!! he's the god of hyperdeath???!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?

pee pee

i will piss your pants

you lean drinking child killing henry x William shipper ass mf dnf fan wilbur x tommy shipper ass herobrine x steve fan tubbo kinnie ass bitch, touch grass before you die of cringe!!!!!!!!!!! /j

"oh ehm gee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,this girl in class hates dnf,,,,,,,,,,I'm reporting her to the police,,,,,,,," - people on tiktok

YEAH OF COURSE THAT GIRL HATES DNF ITS SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE YOU DUMBASS YEE YEE ASS HAIRCUT MHA WATCHING STRING BEAN ASS LOOKING BITCH!!!!!

cum transformation is a thing apparently

pissly

pp small,,,baby...

peen

move over shitman, lean man is back in town

OH NO!!!!!!!!! OUR LEAN!!!!!!!!! ITS BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING DIES, HAS PBS SHOWS ALWAYS BEEN THIS GAY???

deceased. dead. not alive.

OH NO I CAN SMELL THE TURNING RED KINSONAS

i just shout "WHITE!!!!!!!!!" on a daily basis because white people are insulted a lot and i think that's funny, not just because I'm white, but because I'm dumb as shit

oh no, WHITE!!!!!!

sus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amongussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pppp papepupipo

god i am so fucking gay

do the nae nae

will smith eat a bee

nah this is just normal planet behavior™

holy hell am i high?????? was there something in those spagettios????

if you live because you have pronouns why are you immortal then

am i mentally ill

drug jokes are inherently funny to me because i just think that sonic smoking pot is the funniest shit I've ever witnessed

big die

"eating drugs is good! eat DRUG" - sonic while inhaling an entire bong

lean is just purple wine

oh boy get ready for me to shitpost tomorrow 

dong platinum: donkey kong's requiem

reminder that brief from panty and stocking has canonically had sex with panty

keep this fact in your brain for the rest of ur life

no like there was an entire fucking episode based on the two of them having sex

freddy fazballs

i will never forget the legacy of shitman

he never had a legacy to begin with

bro what the dog doing???

tiktok out here saying that being cis and straight is a trauma response? damn gen z sucks

"WHITE!!!" - me 2022

yo the panty and stocking theme song slaps

i like to vaguepost about the people i dislike in the least suspicious way possible

material gwoooorl

sans will steal ur girl

one of these days he's gonna pick up toriel and run off with her

god i want to kick asriel in the knees so badly

he doesnt need another redemption arc he needs to be kicked in the KNEES

asriel,,,,,,he is babey now,,,,

e!!!!!

ur either a fart smella or a smart fella

damn why was i obsessed with a deformed susie plush yesterday

oh my god htf flippy flash drive is real 

OK OK THIS IS THE LAST COMMENT FOR NOW I WILL CHOOSE WHAT TO SAY WISELY











I'm burger

does sans piss

he canonically drinks ketchup and like papyrus eats cereal but what about everyone else

mad mew mew cant even bleed, piss, or cry for fucks sake how does she talk

asriel god of hyperdeath is a stupid boss bc he's hard as hell



both physically and literally

chamoy   

party rockers in the house tonight

god i wish minecraft wasnt real

wilbur soot dies in miami real!?!?!?!?

pee is not stored in the balls it is stored in the bladder you bimbos

semen is stored in ur brain dumbass

why did i say that???

SHIT MAN IM AT 102 COMMENTS WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!

"i am white therefore i am right" - evanito, high guardian spice real time fandub

in this case for me i am white therefore i am stupid and dumb as shit

THIS HOMEWORK QUESTION IS STUPID AS BALLS

"The scientist who discovered the three laws of motion was:" 

MF IT WAS ISAAC NEWTON ARE U STUPID!?!?!?!?!?!?!

milk does not make ur chest bigger, it just makes u STUPID

third law of deez nuts in ur mom 

they laugh at me cause im eeeemmmmooooooo

hey e-girl 

mf assgore dreemurr

alphys? more like alpiss

FUCK DUDE I GOTTA FINISH MY HOMEWORK

holy shit big shot (the soda) was made in motherfricking Louisiana!!?!?!?!?

screw you baltimore i dont need big shot brand soda i need discount baby arms to eat

zamn i really gotta redesign zee, they look cringe af XD

klonoa my beloved 

dream stans dni lol

people who do like the dsmp but aren't problematic you can interact with me, just don't make not safe for work of tommyinnit or tubbo or like anyone else


i also despise the dream smp and its fandom so uhhhh feel free to dni me cuz of that

reminder for people stalking my profile: i do not do commissions or art trades, but i MIGHT do requests

ok im currently browsing the kinsona tag

if i see at least 5 spamton kinsonas im closing the tab. I'm not making fun of ppl who kin spamton tho.

it's just that he's literally a middle aged man living in garbage how is he relatable?

i mean y'all might find me weird because i kin noelle holiday lol

i closed the tab anyways bc i got bored lol

damn y'all why do you find spamton so relatable

also like one of the only gay undertale ships i shipped when i was 10 was alphyne

i also forced myself to believe that frisk, chara, and kris were women 

i have a satori komeiji fumo and i love her very much

i wish i had a koishi fumo to go along with her tho....

i forced myself to believe that ralsei was a woman when deltarune first released

ok straw feminist 10 year old me

i drew a lot of women when i was 10 too soooooo

shit dude, im at 73 comments already? wow I'm a fast poster lol

crackrune, featuring: bimbo smoker ralsei, krisp, and susan the destroyer.

bimbo smoker ralsei is NOT associated with femboy doomer ralsei at ALL. i just made bs! (bimbo smoker) ralsei based off of one of rouxls kaard's lines. also because the revive dust bc it reminds me of cocaine. 

rouxls calling ralsei a bimbo literally triggered an idea in my head. now i want to draw ralsei smoking drugs AND wearing fishnets. damn dude my brain is full of emo ralsei

i really wanna draw doomer femboy ralsei but i'll get scolded by literally everyone on twitter


i literally don't care if i get yelled at lol i just wanna draw ralsei in a skirt smoking a pack of cigars


I'm fully aware of the fact that the creator of femboy doomer ralsei is a necrophile. that's disgusting, but i just wanna draw ralsei doing drugs in a skirt, so if i do draw femboy doomer ralsei, please don't scold me. i know what the creator did, and i believe that the creator needs to stop drawing necrophilia bc that's NASTY man. anyways, thank you for reading.

also pretty sure the creator has like,,,,,a piss kink? i read one of their tweets that they're into bloodplay and vomitplay. 


I'm neutral towards people who like bloodplay but vomitplay is gnarly and really unsanitary

also like the reason that i know all this is because i was looking at the twitter belonging to the infamous creator of reggie the mouse, whygena. i was interested in the people whygena followed so that's how i know about femboy doomer ralsei. do i support these people? no. I'm sure whygena will get canceled one day, and i know that creator of femboy doomer ralsei is gross, so yeah

cancel me all you want because i like whygena's art, i honestly don't care I'm just here for reggie the mouse 

and i mean it when i say that I'm only there for reggie, bc reggie is cute no matter how many times whygena changes his design

i really want that ralsei plushie that looks like he stole drugs from a petsmart

this stuff should go in my thought dump but i don't want it to so that's why i have 64 comments lol