kirby comit kil
yeah, i believe in [[homoromantic asexual elfilin]] supremacy, and you can't stop me from believing so
fecto elfilis is nonbinary in this au. not only because i said so, but because they're referred with gender-neutral pronouns in i'm pretty sure all versions of kirby and the forgotten land
actual fun fact, the employee who threatened to snap fecto elfilis in half was the kirby lost world version of gorimondo
elfilis is just really tall in-game so I'll probably make them taller than elfilin. also not so funny fact: leon and carol may or may not have been forced to marry each other because of their respective families. they both hate and love each other, but leon is a fucking jerk to carol. you know that "if we live I'm divorcing you" quote from kirby lost world!Leon? yeah he meant it very strictly. neither of them are affectionate with each other. carol leaves her house so she can get drunk on whiskey and forget leon's existence. it doesn't work because she can't let go of him. wow, holy shit this is the darkest thing I've written in a while....
ok uhhhh damn i gotta draw elfilin and elfilis in their "humanoid" forms. also uhh carol is supposed to be clawroline and leon is leongar.
((CHAPTER 0))
[[Prologue: Where it all began]]
"Testing, testing." A woman clad in a lab coat paced around a room, inside the room, two entities rested in large glass tubes. Tube #1, also labeled "ID-F86" contained a vaguely-humanoid creature. Next over to Tube #1 sat another glass tube labeled "ID-F86²". As expected, another humanoid-esque anomaly sat in an almost perfect copy of the first glass tube. "Are you recording?" The woman spoke. A buzzing noise was heard as a camera was turned on. "Welcome visitors!" The same woman spoke with a slightly cheery tone, sounding as if she was almost forced to talk in that tone of voice. "Here at Lab Discovera, we have made an intriguing discovery!" The woman twirled her blonde-colored hair with her finger, another minute passed, and she seemed to stop twirling her hair. "As you can see, we have just captured the most interesting creatures yet! We have somehow separated the original entity into two other entities! Isn't science amazing?!" The girl spoke with such cheer in her voice, which caused an employee to revolt against her hyperactiveness. "Carol, keep it down. You could wake these things up." The employee scolded the woman, who was now revealed as "Carol". Carol, who was ignoring the employee, continued to speak loudly. "We haven't come up with names for these little guys, but we will soon! As of now, we have placeholder names: ID-F86 and ID-F86²!" Carol paused for a second as she looked at the first tube. The creature was stirring, almost as if it was bothered by how annoying Carol was. The creature thought to itself: "Why did I have to be captured by such imbeciles? I'm much smarter than these idiots, that's for sure. I could easily escape with such ease." ID-F86 opened its eyes. "Hey Carol," said the employee. "I think you woke our little "friend" up. I told you to keep it down, didn't I?" remarked the aforementioned employee. Carol was about to make a snarky comment when the other entity woke up as well. Carol cursed under her breath. Suddenly, the cameraman stopped recording. The whole room was in silence. "My, my, aren't you humans peculiar?" ID-F86 spoke in an almost hushed tone of voice. "Ah, you've all gone quiet. As expected of such cruel beings." ID-F86 taunted Carol and her peers. Carol remained silent. "Aren't you amazed? Aren't you flabbergasted? I could escape without you knowing." The alien creature chortled to itself. "That's enough." Carol snapped at the alien. "Is it, though?" ID-F86 tapped the glass with one of their fingers. "Damn it, Carol, of all things, you chose to capture THIS THING? Real mature." The employee snarked at Carol. "If I didn't capture it, we'd all be dead, Leon." Leon snarled at Carol like how a lion does before mutilating its prey. "Now, shouldn't I explain myself? You fools don't even know my name. Instead, you give me a false one. How foolish of you humans." The alien spoke to the workers of Lab Discovera. "Call me Elfilis. FECTO Elfilis." Having finally revealed their name, Fecto Elfilis once again tapped on the glass tube they were stuck in. "Hey, buddy, you break that tube, I'll break YOU." An employee chimed in. "Oh? How so? Humans barely have the upper-calf strength I have. Observe." Fecto Elfilis continued to pound on the tube with their fists. "Carol, if we make this out alive, I'm divorcing you." Leon threatened Carol, almost as if he was upset at her for simply being curious. The room was silenced again. Seconds later, glass was heard shattering. Fecto Elfilis had finally broken out, and they were clearly proud of their bravery. Suddenly, the lights went out, and another tube was shattered. The lights went back on but were dim instead of usually shining like a star. Elfilis was seen holding the second test subject. "You BASTARD. You were planning this all along, weren't you? Weren't you?! I'll kill you. I'LL KILL YOU." Leon held Elfilis up by their neck. "You disturbed my peace, so now I'm disturbing YOUR peace. You took me and Elfilin out of our home. You destroyed everything with those "High-Tech Nuclear bombs," Elflis shouted at Leon with anger in their voice. "Allow me to show you the TRUE power of a god." Fecto Elflis rose their hands up, and just like that, everything went black. A loud "BOOM" was heard. Lab Discovera's test room was now DESTROYED. Fecto Elfilis picked up the second test subject and made their exit. Carol, who was on the ground, looked up at the now-gone Elfilis. A few words managed to escape her throat "What....have....I....done?"
another update for kirby: the lost world: I'll post some images in-between chapters. (maybe in the middle of the chapter), I'm going to start writing the epilogue. the epilogue is before kirby and bandana dee get transported to the forgotten world, and it'll mainly focus on elfilin and fecto elfilis.
ok, a little disclaimer before/if i write my human! au kirby and the forgotten land fanfic, let me explain some stuff. first of all, kirby, bandana dee, elfilin, and fecto elfilis are NOT human, but they can have humanoid features. kirby can turn into his iconic design (the round puff kirb) if he's frightened, sad, angry, or very excited. it works the same with bandana dee and elfilin, and MAYBE elfilis/ID-F86. to make another quip, fecto elfilis and elfilin are two separate entities in this fic. they're basically test-tube babies to put it shortly, but they aren't siblings, but i strongly recommend that you don't ship them together. also maybe a little tw/cw list, this fic may contain: Implied self-harm, violence, vaguely implied sexual assault (very VERY vague though), strong language, gore/violent imagery, and minor instances of abuse. some other warnings will be: smoking, drinking, mild animal abuse (it's going to be hinted), gaslighting, drug usage, and all that jazz. With all that said, let me start writing! oh, and one more thing, I won't be posting this fic on scratch or any fanfiction websites, but I'll post images that come from the fic. This fanfiction is rated T, as i mentioned before why I'm giving it this rating. Prepare yourselves for.....Kirby: The Lost World! (yes this is a sonic lost world reference)
there's also MILDLY implied bandana dee x elfilin. don't worry, i made sure to age the two up. bandana dee is somewhere between age 18-19, and elfilin doesn't have an actual age due to him being created in a lab. a side note here, kirby isn't shipped with anyone in the fic because I mostly view him as a child. that's all i really gotta say.
kirby drinks sewage water kirby drinks sewage water kirby drinks sewage water kirby drinks sewage water kirby drinks sewage water
elfilin is evil creature i am going to put him in the crock pot and turn him into a meatball and i will put him into spaghetti
shart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"undertale tiktok complation (ralsei edition) WATCH TILL END DO NOT CLICK OFF" - youtube having a brain aneurysm
YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME I SAID LIGMA SCRATCH WJY DID YOU MUTE ME????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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