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me when

im listening to a song that i can only describe as "necrofantasia cumbia"

pov: seiga kaku from touhou ten desires invades my room because i'm listening to "Necromantic" by akatsuki records

me when the lagtrain hits:

me when necrofantasia hits:

ME WHEN THE CATASTROPHE IN BHAVAAGRA ~ WONDERFUL HEAVEN HITS PERFECTLY:

"among us babies are born." - may

"why are they among us babies?" - zero

"babies among us!" - may

"what's wrong with you?" - zero

"why not???" - may, in tears


just seems like a conversation they would have

(mentions of suicide, mild transphobia and death of a family member)

amongst my many ocs, i have some that have incredibly dark backstories

an example would be zero, an oc i created not too long ago (i think i made him like a month ago)

he used to be a waiter at a casino, his job was to serve drinks 

he had an older sister named may who had severe lung cancer

may had frequent trips to the hospital until she had to stay there because her lungs were getting weak to the point of her being unable to speak

may died overnight somewhere in the month of june 

zero nearly quit his job because of this. he ended up skipping some work days to grieve for his loss

one day, zero decided that life wasn't important without may, somebody he had looked up to ever since he was born into the world

and then he hung himself. he missed may, he missed how things used to be. he wanted his sister back. but sadly, the world doesn't work like this

the neighbor next door to where zero and may lived called the police, only to figure out that zero had killed himself instead of being killed by somebody else

the neighbor thought that zero was murdered because the poor guy would tell them about his troubles at work

the patrons at the casino used to affectionately tease zero, and that was it

except for the time that one of the patrons punched zero in the fucking face because she didn't receive any payments from him. the woman also used to taunt zero about his feminine appearance and used to steal things from him

one day at work, zero decided to wear a skirt to piss off the woman who hit him. the woman screamed at zero, called him a transphobic slur, and then issued a restraining order against him. the restraining order was denied though lol. the other patrons thought zero looked pretty, and the karen-ass looking woman just seethed in the corner, sobbing that her dream of sending zero to jail would never come true

the neighbor then remembered that zero's sister died recently, and felt guilty for calling the police

the patrons set up a little "in memory of zero" space at the casino

the karen-looking ass woman tried to destroy the "in memory of zero" space, but she failed. she was kicked out by the owners of the casino and now she works at Mcdonalds as punishment for her crimes.

may and zero got transported to this vaporwave-looking ass place when they died, and that's where they live now. 

one time may asked how zero died and zero replied with "no" 

so uhh yeah i hope you enjoyed this effortless backstory i made, sorry if it's overly edgy or too comedic, i suck ass at writing backstories lmao

here's some more info about may:

-She was 22 before she died, and would have turned 23 if she didn't die

-She's transfeminine. She figured this out when she was 15. she doesn't know how or why, she just liked being called a girl. And it made her happy. her parents even made a little shirt that says "i'm girl. u opinion invalidated."

-she's a gamer 

-I based her on the song "Beach Walk" by Whitewoods.

-She has this summer dress she used to constantly wear when she was younger. she still wears it sometimes though

-Both her and zero can enter the human realm. both of them are technically ghosts, but at the same time, they aren't. the two of them stand out because of their pitch-white skin tone.

-She cried when she found out that Zero had his own little dedicated "in memory" zone at the casino.

also fun fact on how zero and may are visible: they're some kind of corporeal spirit that can switch between the dimension they reside in and the human world. Zero's friends at the casino rejoiced upon seeing him again. his face is misshapen and weird but that doesn't stop him from having friends

i feel like i creep people out when i just phase into existence when a conversation happens

touhou + deltarune au where reimu replaces kris, marisa replaces susie, and sanae replaces ralsei

i've had this idea in my head for a while now

also like in this au, alice replaces noelle and sumireko replaces berdly lmao

i originally wanted marisa to replace kris but since reimu is the protag of every touhou game i made her kris instead

genji (the turtle from touhou 2) might replace toriel but i don't know any other character that shares a parental bond with reimu

yukari or maybe kasen??

yeah I'll probably go with kasen since she's probably the best pick for a toriel replacement 

no maybe I'll pick yukari since like she can basically gap reimu to highschool

for comedic purposes (and staying true to the deltarune game itself), i made a lot of the touhou girls highschoolers (it fit sumireko because she's a highschooler in the original games) 

and sanae in this au isn't from the dark world or anything, she's just a normal girl who goes to highschool with her best friends reimu and marisa

she also might be like a sort of replacement for monster kid or snowdrake??? idk man

our puppy does this thing where she puts up her ears whenever she's excited or mildly upset

it's really funny

unfortunately i am going to force my father to buy sonic mania for me /j

i lied. there is never enough sonic.

here's a screenshot of mighty without his shell

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this implies that mighty was born without a stable shell and that the shell he's wearing is artificial 



the transgender allegory everybody

mighty transgender real

behold: the most powerful image ever

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posting out of context images to confuse everyone viewing my page

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me when somebody mean talks to me:

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would ashley listen to metallica 

or would she prefer rob zombie 


idk man


nintendo u have to give us more info on ur characters u cant just leave me with an emo and expect me not to create a backstory for her

literally unrelated to my last two posts but i headcanon that ashley is asexual 

she seems not to really care about romance in the WarioWare series 

anyways I'll be dropping headcanons in the comments pretty soon

yeah!!!1 woohoo!!!!!! yeah!!11

guys. do u know what time it is.



its time for...........


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ASHLEY
WARIOWARE

WOMEN

u know what fuck it i'm just going to start calling orbulon "swaggy alien" now

swaggy alien will never be real,,,,,not unless Nintendo turns him into a marketable plushy,,,,,

ok is ni no kuni out on switch yet i need to know

god i am so fucking..................

HJHJJBHJHJHJAQWJWBHJASHJAS  ORBULON WARIOWARE MY BELOVED

ACK HJKSKHJSKJSKJHSH 

I FELT SO QUEASY JUST NOW I BETTER EAT SOMETHING HJSHS

context: i have a cold and my mom gave me really gross medicine

and then she gave me my daily doses of ADHD medicine   

my mom isn't mean, she wants me to get better because she cares about me

icky cough medicine + ADHD medicine do not go well together

my mom gives me ADHD medicine so i can focus more on my work, she's not trying to stop my ADHD from happening

she loves me no matter what, and I'll always be sure of that no matter what people say to me

maki would u dni me if u knew i used reddit      /j

yes /j


i'm kidding, or am i 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

nah, i'm just joking

you've told the libera that you use reddit before lmao it's not that big of a deal

i actually wanted to use reddit in 2019-2020 


there's nothing more gay than watching sonic riders playthroughs



ALSO I STAYED UP UNTIL 12:00 AM READING GAY SONIC FANFICTIONS AS A JOKE AND ACCIDENTALLY RUINED MY SLEEP SCEDULE

i meant reading gay sonic fanfictions "as a joke" because i was sleep-deprived and i like reading stuff on a03 to hurt my brain on purpose because i hate a03

every sonic fanfiction is either gay sex or the emo arc 

excuse me what the fuck do you mean by "classic sonic x modern sonic" google search what the fuck

god sonic fanart is so weird

yes, i back

for now at least

unfortunately i am now a warioware fan

actually i've been invested in warioware for a long time i just haven't gotten the time to play the games

my mom can make a mean grilled cheese

and i immediately forget that i'm lactose-intolerant 

but i can somehow stomach milk and cheese???

wtf

i got blocked by a dude i know on here

and i'm actually ok with the block lol

i know some people freak out about getting blocked or banned

but i know that some people don't want to be around me, and that's ok

if any of you guys feel uncomfortable around me, you can always tell me

why do various games always have an edgy installment in the series (examples being jak 2, shadow the hedgehog, and like that one mario game where Mario goes to jail)

i have been procrastinating way too long i must draw my ocs

man cirno's theme is overrated what about AOCF byakuren theme??????

i am sobbing i love movie sonic 



no i didnt mean the chip and dale sonic that one can be sent to the void

penins

p e n i n

castrastion

vivian paper mario is actually the second transgender nintendo character if you believe that birdo/birdetta/catherine is trans

vivian's sisters are transphobic toward her in the Japanese version of thousand-year door

but in the English version, her siblings roast her appearance and call her ugly, no signs of her being trans anywhere. just another one of Nintendo america's foolish tricks

don't worry all the other translations kept her being trans though

we stan her

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here's a fun fact: birdo's name actually isn't birdo, it's catherine. according to the japanese translations of various Mario games: her name is Catherine. in other translations it's either birdo,  birdetta or catherine. it doesn't matter if she's trans or not i still love her to death


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years ago i thought she was the coolest mf around in the Mario series and i still think she is

people could guess that i like surreal stuff based off of how i draw. i often notice the things i draw and i consider them to be either influenced by the uncanny, or it's just stuff that i find funny

i just guess that i myself am a surrealist as i take part in surreal art

i live off of surreal humor

snbscghsabhjascbds hjvdjbh dbhj 

i often find myself coming up with really bizarre names for songs

if i had a band, the name would be either "Mayfly's regret", or "BulletProof"

"There's nothing left out there for us." - Into Dust, a song by YOUTH 83, Forhill, and Tima. i discovered this song yesterday, and I've grown attached to it. 

i like fanfics with a mix of cheesy and sad

just so you know i'm actually baby level with writing fanfics and i think writing a one-shot could help me learn how to properly use grammar and punctuation 

i want to be a storyboard artist and an animator when i grow up

i mean i also really wanna work on stuff like stories too but

I've got too many ideas man, i should finish the works I've already started

then i could work on a cheesy one-shot with original characters

"there's nothing left for us" could be a good fanfic title,,,,,so tempted,,,,,BUT I ALREADY GOTTA WORK ON KIRB FANFIC MAN THIS ISNT FAIR,,,,maybe i should make it a one-shot?

i've got too many ideas dude

"there's nothing left for us" is a lyric from the song "into dust" by youth 83

could be a story about two lovers alone on a rooftop early in the morning

reflecting about life

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trans women who stalk my profile, here use this!!! deflect the transphobes with this image!!!

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i feel very powerful now that i've discovered this image

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haha YUYUKO PENIS

i won't judge this headcanon it's pretty fuckin' rad though

people who say "girl i-" or "stop the cap!!!" are a disease /j

what th fuck my scratch was paused for 20 minutes

FUCK I JUSt INHALED VAPORDUO GAS AND NOW I FEEL HIGH

"This is the last time I go to McDonkeys! They put fucking ghost in burger! I will now go see Kentucky Fried Man!" - joel vinesauce

GUH

the cum room

(imae source: yume 2kki)

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to all those who stalk my page: hello

dream minecraft isnt real /j

monkies ball

why would you ever rethink having ADHD? it's not so bad after you get used to it. i don't see why people would want to get rid of their ADHD. sure, it kinda makes it hard to focus, but it's fine other than that. *sigh* there are some people who either want ADHD or don't want it at all. I've seen people actively search for ways to get ADHD. it doesn't work that way, lemme tell you that. it's something you are born with, it's not like a disease that can be cured with some medicine. however, you CAN slow ADHD down with certain vitamins. it doesn't get rid of ADHD, but it helps people who have it focus a lot more. I've been diagnosed with ADHD ever since I was born. I've had to live with it my entire life, and seeing people trying to get rid of it makes me a little upset. remember, just because you have a mental condition or a mental illness doesn't make you a bad person, it just makes you different from other people. trying to fake a mental condition isn't smart either, you could just be yourself instead of wanting to have something that makes your life harder. sometimes people want to be different, and sometimes people like the way they are. i like the way i am, and i'm not going to change that.

"let's rethink ADHD" - an ad i just saw

for those who don't know, gal gun is a series of games that are quite infamous for being.....sus. now it has a Nintendo switch port and i don't know how to feel about that

i've been thinking about playing megaman recently, i already have some megaman games on our snes and our nes

anyways, it's hip to fuck bees! /j

not only do i watch vinesauce, but i'm an avid enjoyer of penny snapcube's content as well. i also like saltydkdan's content too. i have too many content creators to choose from, but vinny, salty, and penny are by far my favorite content creators at the moment

here's some random facts about me: I like watching Vinesauce. I've been a vinsauce fan for about a year, it started in 2020 though. needless to say I've been enjoying vinny's little antics recently, and it's been helping me with my struggle with depression and intrusive thoughts. thank you vinny vinesauce for helping me fight the big sad

i'm in the monkey ball fandom now. help me.

MONKEY

" the monkeys were able to tickle him while inside their balls." - out of context tv tropes monkey ball quote

why are the monkies balls

the monkies are balls now

OH NO GAL GUN GOT A SWITCH PORT 

my brain has melted and turned into monkey ball

god im so fucking lonely 

i always come up with oc backstories in like an entire minute or 2

i REALLY gotta share my ocs on here holy shit this ain't even funny anymore i have too many ideas

sonic fans can interact as long as you aren't homophobic or racist or a rape supporter or against abortion or any other nasty thing out there

i have some sonic plushies from a couple months ago. i currently have tails and sonic. all i need is knuckles and amy and i'm fucking set man

guru guru nya! guru guru nya!

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im like hey whats up hello

man. i am so skrunkly. i am like feebee bouba.

i hope all racists choke on water

you can't justify 4channers going awooga over 11 year olds. you cannot. 4chan do not simp for children it is bad and you are a gross website

i do not like 4chan. in fact, i despise it. you don't have to ask me why i hate 4chan you probably know the answer 

ok but why is daxter a FUCKING RODENT

alas, funny rodent man. you could not stop the teenager from becoming emo.

man jak and daxter fuckin' RULES!!!!!!!!!!! gol and maia are cool antags, but did they have to make maia have titties the size of a grown man's hand? yes. yes they did. because character design is ((insert name of company that produced the jak and daxter games)) passion. and it always will be.

get real

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MAMETCHI 

no real