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my friend told me he recently had a dream where he went to school and all the teachers were wearing garfield costumes so he started crying

honestly i kind of want that to happen at my school.. some of my teachers (especially my history and art teachers) seem like they'd definitely do that-

when it was near christmas in 2017 all the teachers at my school (i was in 6th grade) dressed up as santa claus and had a flashmob to christmas songs in the middle of the eating area during recess

it was both blessed and cursed at the same time and i'll never forget it

i'm-

that's nice


he also recently had a dream where dwight from the office came to his hometown and opened a hot dog restaurant and all of the hot dogs had weird names like "goats don't gloat, because they're goats" and "wolf oof oof" and if you ordered a hot dog you'd have to eat it within five minutes otherwise he'd kick you out

i don't even really watch the office but from what i know about dwight that seems like something he'd do

..and it seems like something i would do too

i'M-

that sounds like a place i'd eat at regularly-

same tbh

and uh.. this same guy told me he had a dream last night where he was leaving school but he somehow got lost and ended up in a dark room

the only other person there was a janitor and he remembers this being really eerie and stuff?? and uh anyway the janitor turns around and then he starts turning into gru from despicable me and then he says "it's your birthday!" and then a bunch of balloons and confetti come out of nowhere and they eat cake together

he says the weirdest part of that was that it's not even close to his birthday (his birthday is actually in late december)

but just.. this sounds like something you'd find in the dark parts of youtube-

PFFFFFFT

i once had a dream that there was this talking rhino and he was apparently the god of parties and in that dream i hated parties for some reason and the rhino annoyed me by throwing surprise parties all the time until i yelled at him and ripped his house apart-

I'M--

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