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i'm-

that's nice


he also recently had a dream where dwight from the office came to his hometown and opened a hot dog restaurant and all of the hot dogs had weird names like "goats don't gloat, because they're goats" and "wolf oof oof" and if you ordered a hot dog you'd have to eat it within five minutes otherwise he'd kick you out

i don't even really watch the office but from what i know about dwight that seems like something he'd do

..and it seems like something i would do too

i'M-

that sounds like a place i'd eat at regularly-

same tbh

and uh.. this same guy told me he had a dream last night where he was leaving school but he somehow got lost and ended up in a dark room

the only other person there was a janitor and he remembers this being really eerie and stuff?? and uh anyway the janitor turns around and then he starts turning into gru from despicable me and then he says "it's your birthday!" and then a bunch of balloons and confetti come out of nowhere and they eat cake together

he says the weirdest part of that was that it's not even close to his birthday (his birthday is actually in late december)

but just.. this sounds like something you'd find in the dark parts of youtube-

PFFFFFFT

i once had a dream that there was this talking rhino and he was apparently the god of parties and in that dream i hated parties for some reason and the rhino annoyed me by throwing surprise parties all the time until i yelled at him and ripped his house apart-

I'M--

omfg-


last night i had a dream where i was leaving school and my family wasn't there to pick me up and i really didn't want to walk home that day (even though i walk home from school almost every day?) so i just found a car in the parking lot and started driving away in it, and for some reason i was doing really well even though i don't even know how to drive?? and nobody questioned why a 14 year old was driving a car and/or why the person apparently left their keys in the car

and then i think i was in this really weird house and in one of the rooms i was doing a kahoot about the house and i was the only one like "wtf is going on??" and then some kids start barking??

and then the next day i'm about to leave school (for some reason you, blurri, and kittngore were in this part?) and the fire alarm goes off

sounds 10/10

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