"Getting back with an ex is above my pay grade, sadly. For me, I've always tried sabotage. You know, steal their things and ruin their dates. Never worked, but hey, maybe it'll be different for you? Other than that, I'd say you have to move on and find a better cutie out there. Speaking of which!" The thief slammed down a flyer for a bowling tournament. "This weekend. You and me are going. Plenty of cuties will be there, and usually it's retired empty-nesters."