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Scarlett is Dead
Scarlett: la la lalala IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD!  
Velvet: POW! YOU ARE DEAD!
Scarlett: I AM DEAD!
Velvet: hehehe,  
Lex: *hums intertstellar music*
Velvet: ah crap...
Lex: *GASP!* Scarlett is dead!
Scarlett: Yes... I am dead!
Lex: WHY is Scarlett dead!?
Velvet: i don't know.  
Scarlett: i think it was......
Lex and Velvet: shhh.. you are dead.
Scarlett: ok! *buries herself*
Cassandra:  whats up you wankers! who's up for a... ah! what the bloody just happened?
Velvet and Lex: Scarlett is dead.
Cassandra: SCARLETT IS DEAD?? *trivia answered correctly*
Lex: CORRECT!
Cassandra: : D *she won*
Lex: so did you see the murderer?
 Cassandra and Velvet: nah.. sorry mate.
 Lex: i will find them! i will capture them! and no one will ever die again!
Cassandra: oh thats nice..
Eris: ATTEEEENTION! she had storm drivers lined up Scarlett is dead!
Lex: WE KNOW!
Eris: who killed her?
 Lex: we don't know!
Eris: i will search for clues
Eris: whats that? a weapon? that thing is why Scarlett is dead!
Lex, Cassandra, and Velvet: SCARLETT IS DEAD!?
Eris: YES! SHE DIED!
Lex, Cassandra, and Velvet: AUGH!
Amy Catelani: incoming! out! MOVE NOW!*kisses Scarlett on forehead Scarlett rises and explodes*
Amy: in my medical opinion Scarlett is dead!!
Cassandra: Amy, what happened?
Amy: my professional opinion, SCARLETT WAS KILLED!
Cassandra: oh god..
Amy: i don't think its anything to worry about
 Cassandra: well now what?
Amonomite: riggity clop mtherfcker! BOOM look at this, freakin' Scarlett is dead!... huh what do you think of that? uh...
Lex: yes yes, amonomite.
Amonomite: yah??
Lex: GO HOME!*Nautinite is waiting at car*
Amonomite: AW COME ON! PFFFT FREAKIN' UNBELIEVABLE! NO SERIOUSLY YOU ALL SUCK!car crashes*AAAAH!
Lex: lets get BACK TO THE POINT!
Scarlett: i think Scarlett is dead!
Lex, Cassandra, Velvet, and Amy: SCARLETT IS DEAD!
 Amy: GASP Amonomite! i can heal yu-!*blows up!*
Scarlett: oo! SERIOUSLY! WHO KILLED SCARLETT!
Nitrogen(w/ cowboy hat and shades): it was ME!
Lex, Cassandra, and Velvet: augh!
 Nitrogen: yes! i did it like this!*shoots Cassandra*
Cassandra: AAAGH!
 Nitrogen: woop de doo! that's a joke, ladies
they laugh
 Nitrogen: it was... uh her!
 Lex and Velvet: AUGH!
Velvet: how did you know?
Nitrogen: i didn't! *accidentally belches* that was a joke! *dies of critical shit*
 Velvet: mmhmhmhmm AHAAHAHAHAHA! THATS RIGHT, IT WAS ME!
Lex: you monster!
Scarlett: but WHYYYYY!
Velvet: because you're short girl! and another thing, you're ugly!
Scarlett: Velvet! STOP!  
Velvet: you're ugly!
Scarlett: you are soo MEEAN!
Velvet: look at your ugly.
Scarlett: its not funny!
Velvet: you're ugly
Scarlet: VELVETA!! 
Velvet: AUGH! DAMMIT SCARLETT FUCK OFF! you are dead!
Scarlett: no you.. POW *shoots velvet with 2 fingers* haha! you are dead! not big surprise!
Lex: well that was idiotic. off to fight comet nautilus! WATCH AND LEA-! *she gets taken by one*
Scarlett: i am alive! is nice! yes this is stupid..