Steamed Dish-
Lex: whelp, i made it you purple headed purple girl!
Scarlett: AH.. Lex glad you can make it!
Lex: yes yes. *puts powerthirst in the bucket of ice*
Scarlett: *goes in the kitchen and sees her oven smoking* *GASPS!* OH NO! MY FISH IS RUINED! *looks outside and sees a place that serves Chicken called Cully's* but what if I purchase food and disguise it as my cooking! ohoho that will be awesome
*Scarlett tries to climb out the window and Lex walks in and catches her*
Lex: *gasps!* SCARLETT!
Scarlett: OH! LEX! I was uh.. getting ready to dance near the window *does some strange disco dance*
Lex: Is that smoke coming out of your oven?
Scarlett: no, thats steam from the Steamed fish we are having. mmmm *oven opens up once but Scarlett closes it*
Lex: *walks back into the dining room*
Scarlett: phew. *does a front flip out the window* dadadadadadadadadadada!
*10 minutes later*
Scarlett: as promised, Scarlett will now put Chicken in your mouth
Lex: what? i thought you said we were having Steamed Fish?
Scarlett: haha! NO! this is steamed DISH
Lex: You call Chicken "Steamed Dish"?
Scarlett: yes! it is Alter's culture! *sniffs*
Lex: well i'm from.. EARTH and nobody has ever..
Scarlett: NO! *slams on the table!* It is Alter!
Lex: right. Very nice.
*5 minutes later*
Lex: you know this chicken tastes like its from Cully's
Scarlett: oh no... its Scarlett's steamed dish..
Lex: You call them Steamed dish, despite the fact that the Chicken tastes fried?
Scarlett: uh.. i... well.. uh.. scuse me one second!
Lex: yah sure.
*Scarlett runs into the burning kitchen*
Scarlett: whelp that chicken was good.
Lex: yes i guess i better be. *notices burning kitchen* GOOD LORD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
Scarlett: Nitrogen's Dance show.
Lex: *gasps* NITROGEN'S DANCE SHOW? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, AT THIS PART OF THE MAP, PLACE DIRECTLY WITHIN YOUR HOUSE?
Scarlett: yes!
Lex: may i see it?
Scarlett: *thinks for a second* no.
*Scarlett and Lex go outside*
Frost: AAAH! FIRE!!!
Scarlett: no, that burning you feel, it is Nitrogen.
Lex: whelp, you are one crazy teenager, but your Steamed Dish was delicious!
Scarlett: thank you.
Lex: *walks away*
Frost: I'M BURNING! AAAH!
Lex: *looks at house*
Scarlett: *gives thumbs up*
Since many people these days aim for the upper part higher than the belly button. my sister would greatly enjoy this, but i see navels so i lovey!
Scarlett is dead, but Velvet shoots you instead.
Scarlett: la la lalala IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD!
Velvet: POW! YOU ARE.. AH... DAMMIT!
Scarlett: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU!
Velvet: sorry, girl.
Cassandra: whats up you wankers! who's up for a... ah! what the bloody just happened?
Scarlett: Velvet shot them!
Velvet: IT JUST AIN'T RIGHT!
Cassandra: yah, you're awful
Velvet: FUCK YOU, CASSANDRA!
Scarlett: no you.. POW *shoots velvet with 2 fingers* haha! you are dead! not big surprise!
Cassandra: well now what?
Scarlett: Scarlett.. will now put Velvet in your mouth.
Scarlet: YAAAAAH!!
Cassandra: AAAAAH!!
Scarlett is Dead
Scarlett: la la lalala IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD!
Velvet: POW! YOU ARE DEAD!
Scarlett: I AM DEAD!
Velvet: hehehe,
Lex: *hums intertstellar music*
Velvet: ah crap...
Lex: *GASP!* Scarlett is dead!
Scarlett: Yes... I am dead!
Lex: WHY is Scarlett dead!?
Velvet: i don't know.
Scarlett: i think it was......
Lex and Velvet: shhh.. you are dead.
Scarlett: ok! *buries herself*
Cassandra: whats up you wankers! who's up for a... ah! what the bloody just happened?
Velvet and Lex: Scarlett is dead.
Cassandra: SCARLETT IS DEAD?? *trivia answered correctly*
Lex: CORRECT!
Cassandra: : D *she won*
Lex: so did you see the murderer?
Cassandra and Velvet: nah.. sorry mate.
Lex: i will find them! i will capture them! and no one will ever die again!
Cassandra: oh thats nice..
Eris: ATTEEEENTION! she had storm drivers lined up Scarlett is dead!
Lex: WE KNOW!
Eris: who killed her?
Lex: we don't know!
Eris: i will search for clues
Eris: whats that? a weapon? that thing is why Scarlett is dead!
Lex, Cassandra, and Velvet: SCARLETT IS DEAD!?
Eris: YES! SHE DIED!
Lex, Cassandra, and Velvet: AUGH!
Amy Catelani: incoming! out! MOVE NOW!*kisses Scarlett on forehead Scarlett rises and explodes*
Amy: in my medical opinion Scarlett is dead!!
Cassandra: Amy, what happened?
Amy: my professional opinion, SCARLETT WAS KILLED!
Cassandra: oh god..
Amy: i don't think its anything to worry about
Cassandra: well now what?
Amonomite: riggity clop mtherfcker! BOOM look at this, freakin' Scarlett is dead!... huh what do you think of that? uh...
Lex: yes yes, amonomite.
Amonomite: yah??
Lex: GO HOME!*Nautinite is waiting at car*
Amonomite: AW COME ON! PFFFT FREAKIN' UNBELIEVABLE! NO SERIOUSLY YOU ALL SUCK!car crashes*AAAAH!
Lex: lets get BACK TO THE POINT!
Scarlett: i think Scarlett is dead!
Lex, Cassandra, Velvet, and Amy: SCARLETT IS DEAD!
Amy: GASP Amonomite! i can heal yu-!*blows up!*
Scarlett: oo! SERIOUSLY! WHO KILLED SCARLETT!
Nitrogen(w/ cowboy hat and shades): it was ME!
Lex, Cassandra, and Velvet: augh!
Nitrogen: yes! i did it like this!*shoots Cassandra*
Cassandra: AAAGH!
Nitrogen: woop de doo! that's a joke, ladies
they laugh
Nitrogen: it was... uh her!
Lex and Velvet: AUGH!
Velvet: how did you know?
Nitrogen: i didn't! *accidentally belches* that was a joke! *dies of critical shit*
Velvet: mmhmhmhmm AHAAHAHAHAHA! THATS RIGHT, IT WAS ME!
Lex: you monster!
Scarlett: but WHYYYYY!
Velvet: because you're short girl! and another thing, you're ugly!
Scarlett: Velvet! STOP!
Velvet: you're ugly!
Scarlett: you are soo MEEAN!
Velvet: look at your ugly.
Scarlett: its not funny!
Velvet: you're ugly
Scarlet: VELVETA!!
Velvet: AUGH! DAMMIT SCARLETT FUCK OFF! you are dead!
Scarlett: no you.. POW *shoots velvet with 2 fingers* haha! you are dead! not big surprise!
Lex: well that was idiotic. off to fight comet nautilus! WATCH AND LEA-! *she gets taken by one*
Scarlett: i am alive! is nice! yes this is stupid..
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