Steamed Dish-

Lex: whelp, i made it you purple headed purple girl!
Scarlett: AH.. Lex glad you can make it!
Lex: yes yes. *puts powerthirst in the bucket of ice*
Scarlett: *goes in the kitchen and sees her oven smoking* *GASPS!* OH NO! MY FISH IS RUINED! *looks outside and sees a place that serves Chicken called Cully's* but what if I purchase food and disguise it as my cooking! ohoho that will be awesome
*Scarlett tries to climb out the window and Lex walks in and catches her*
Lex: *gasps!* SCARLETT!
Scarlett: OH! LEX! I was uh.. getting ready to dance near the window *does some strange disco dance*
Lex: Is that smoke coming out of your oven?
Scarlett: no, thats steam from the Steamed fish we are having. mmmm *oven opens up once but Scarlett closes it*
Lex: *walks back into the dining room*
Scarlett: phew. *does a front flip out the window* dadadadadadadadadadada!
*10 minutes later*
Scarlett: as promised, Scarlett will now put Chicken in your mouth
Lex: what? i thought you said we were having Steamed Fish?
Scarlett: haha! NO! this is steamed DISH
Lex: You call Chicken "Steamed Dish"?
Scarlett: yes! it is Alter's culture! *sniffs*
Lex: well i'm from.. EARTH and nobody has ever..
Scarlett: NO! *slams  on the table!* It is Alter!
Lex: right. Very nice.
*5 minutes later*
Lex: you know this chicken tastes like its from Cully's
Scarlett: oh no... its Scarlett's steamed dish..
Lex: You call them Steamed dish, despite the fact that the Chicken tastes fried?
Scarlett: uh.. i... well.. uh.. scuse me one second!
Lex: yah sure.
*Scarlett runs into the burning kitchen*
Scarlett: whelp that chicken was good.
Lex: yes i guess i better be. *notices burning kitchen* GOOD LORD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
Scarlett: Nitrogen's Dance show.
Lex: *gasps* NITROGEN'S DANCE SHOW? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, AT THIS PART OF THE MAP, PLACE DIRECTLY WITHIN YOUR HOUSE?
Scarlett: yes!
Lex: may i see it?
Scarlett: *thinks for a second* no.
*Scarlett and Lex go outside*
Frost: AAAH! FIRE!!!
Scarlett: no, that burning you feel, it is Nitrogen.
Lex: whelp, you are one crazy teenager, but your Steamed Dish was delicious!
Scarlett: thank you.
Lex: *walks away*
Frost: I'M BURNING! AAAH!
Lex: *looks at house*
Scarlett: *gives thumbs up*