There's this thing called a napkin? I don't blame you if you haven't heard of it though. After all, you're a bit of a...
Doofus.
"I'm not a slob!" he said in a whine-y voice.
I never said you were a slob, I said you're a doofus.
... Okay, maybe you're a bit of a slob as well. Good thinking, Bibi.
"HWAH-??!" he squinted slightly "....what if I am both things anyway...wh-..why are you telling me this?" Bursting up from the chair he was sitting on, he slammed his head right into the ceiling lamp.
Remember when I said I had sources and I only named two points? You just gave me a third.
...
(Are you okay, though? Knocking your head into lamps four times a week can't be good.)
He just silently stood there with the lampshade on his head. "...I'm perfectly fine...since... I'm a doofus."
There's this thing called a napkin? I don't blame you if you haven't heard of it though. After all, you're a bit of a...
Doofus.
7 years, 1 month ago
"I'm not a slob!" he said in a whine-y voice.
7 years, 1 month ago
I never said you were a slob, I said you're a doofus.
... Okay, maybe you're a bit of a slob as well. Good thinking, Bibi.
7 years, 1 month ago
"HWAH-??!" he squinted slightly "....what if I am both things anyway...wh-..why are you telling me this?" Bursting up from the chair he was sitting on, he slammed his head right into the ceiling lamp.
7 years, 1 month ago
Remember when I said I had sources and I only named two points? You just gave me a third.
...
(Are you okay, though? Knocking your head into lamps four times a week can't be good.)
7 years, 1 month ago
He just silently stood there with the lampshade on his head. "...I'm perfectly fine...since... I'm a doofus."
7 years, 1 month ago