"I'm not a slob!" he said in a whine-y voice.
I never said you were a slob, I said you're a doofus.
... Okay, maybe you're a bit of a slob as well. Good thinking, Bibi.
"HWAH-??!" he squinted slightly "....what if I am both things anyway...wh-..why are you telling me this?" Bursting up from the chair he was sitting on, he slammed his head right into the ceiling lamp.
Remember when I said I had sources and I only named two points? You just gave me a third.
...
(Are you okay, though? Knocking your head into lamps four times a week can't be good.)
He just silently stood there with the lampshade on his head. "...I'm perfectly fine...since... I'm a doofus."
Finally, we come to an agreement in this house.
By the way, I'll be using those words as a means of blackmailing in some future. Thanks.
KnightOfSpring
Baptiste Bellerose
"I'm not a slob!" he said in a whine-y voice.
7 years, 1 month ago
I never said you were a slob, I said you're a doofus.
... Okay, maybe you're a bit of a slob as well. Good thinking, Bibi.
7 years, 1 month ago
"HWAH-??!" he squinted slightly "....what if I am both things anyway...wh-..why are you telling me this?" Bursting up from the chair he was sitting on, he slammed his head right into the ceiling lamp.
7 years, 1 month ago
Remember when I said I had sources and I only named two points? You just gave me a third.
...
(Are you okay, though? Knocking your head into lamps four times a week can't be good.)
7 years, 1 month ago
He just silently stood there with the lampshade on his head. "...I'm perfectly fine...since... I'm a doofus."
7 years, 1 month ago
Finally, we come to an agreement in this house.
By the way, I'll be using those words as a means of blackmailing in some future. Thanks.
7 years, 1 month ago