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*puts tablecloth on tables* IT IS TIME FOR WAR

*Sets tables* WHY MUST WE WAR? SURELY WE CAN SETTLE THIS WITH WORDS AND AGREEMENT THAT YOU ARE AN AMAZING ARTIST?

*pours tea* I CANNOT LIE ABOUT SUCH A THING

*goes to the store to find a centerpiece for the table* NOR CAN I! WOULDST THOU CALL ME A LIAR? 'TIS NOT MEET, I SAY! WHAT AILS THEE TO THINK LOWLY OF THINE OWN ART?

*puts cookies I the oven* I WOULD DARE TO VENTURETHAT FAR, SHOULD THIS LIE PREVAIL AND SPREAD, TRULY I SAY, WHAT IS ONE DAYS ART ISTHE NEXTS EMBARRASSMENT! EVERY DRAWING THAT HATH SPILLED FROMMY PEN HAS BECOME A BURDEN TO CARRY!

*Cooks spaghetti while reading 'how to talk like Shakespeare for dummies'* YOUR 362 FOLLOWERS BEG TO DIFFER.

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