recent favourites are " mentally i am at monticello " & " democratic republican party . . . save me . . . democratic republican party save me democratic republican party "
i thought this might be cool but basically post thingz youve said out of context
not necessarily inside jokez just random shit yovue said (tho u can post those too)
okay go
"i cant believe my presence is causing divorce the sequel.."
"i'd like to think this guy has a boat in his pocket. and refuses to give it to me"
"sausages and dirt is the most confusing gift ive ever gotten"
and suddenly the corpse just slips out of my arms & descends into the void!! that didn't seem like it was caused by the corpse getting snagged on something..
"I want to drink fetus flesh"
Uh, it's not as bad as it sounds-
For those who really want the context
I was talking about the Pokemon Mew, which is literally a fetus. I'm pretty sure we were talking about Pokemon juice or something-
"STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE WHITE POWDER, IT'S NOT COKE"
"Oh no!! It's the exploding cigar they tried to use on Fidel Castro!"
"Do you honestly think Pablo Escobar went to college?" (off topic: I looked it up and yeah he did, briefly. he was gonna be a criminal lawyer)