post out of context thingz youve said

edited for even less context:

some out of context things from chats with my boyfriend (in no particular order)

• I hate this. It is perfect
• The things I do for glove
• This time I'm the Wikipedia!
• Tangerine without Tea is just Angerine

me: sings a song about piss
friend: "this truly is divine awe, its like seeing god.

friend: "number.... on top of number?????? holy shit. that's fucking epic"

friend: “Picking up children? I’m good at that. “

(censored for your safety)

"IT WAS ILLUMINATION YOU SWINE"

"the cheese has a kill cooldown"

"dont eat the lucky chams"

"wear heelies, but you wont escape your feelies!"

"pokemon mater s*x"

"bread between two bread, with bread sauce, served on a bread, bread"

"[sends the morse code for story of undertale] DECODE THIS F**KERS >:D"

"TE**O*IST LOUISLEY"

"are we really arguing whether dough is wet like it's chuck-e-cheese?"

"skadvills, advills with ska"

"They can have just a little bit of lip. As a treat."

TW!! r slur, person saying it can reclaim though, dw abt that aspect

Here comes another one: "Don't bang the bop-it..."

I have a lot but all of them are on Spanish so have this

Edit:  IM SORRY AHAHAHJA

A joke between me and my best friend