I just stabbed your OC

Hehe i have been impaled.

He would say: "Aw. You ruined my sweater :(" 

then take it off to show that his whole stomach is just bones and shit and he'd be really mad because you ruined his sweater not because you stabbed him, and never speak to you again unless you bribe him with candy or something-

Due to his size, fur and thick skin, that stab more felt like a needle peck,
"Hey, that was rude. I may look like a dungeon boss but I'm a nice guy ay"

he'd start shooting you up 😭

He'd just cry lmao

"I'm keeping the knife. Thanks for the souvenir."

hed walk it off like a man /hj

“Wh- hey! Do you just go up to random people and stab them?”

He isn’t really hurt that much physically, but he’s emotionally distraught. Also his sister is probably about to hunt you down now so you should probably run.

simple answer:

(in reality he would dramatically criticize your choice before eventually fighting back)

"you know,a gun would be much more effective!.."

"Oh you want to fight?" Pulls out a whole sword

*stabs back with bigger knife*

"W-what the hell was that for?!" *Proceeds to jab with claws, stunning you.*