Okay, I have no idea if this is too close or anything to regular one-line threads, but... Here's a new thread! It's your usual IC game, but with only dialogue. Unless your OC announces what they're doing/going to do, it can pretty much just be interpreted as a conversation. So no action beyond those quotation marks, basically!
As always, rules:
"Yo! Yo gay boyfren be asking for Rylex's weapon. The big gun! He any good at holding a gun? Rylex more den happy to let a fellow shoot a couple 'rounds. But Rylex dunno man. Yo boy got dat frat boy energy dat be too wild 'n undisciplined."
v "Sure thing girly. But you gon have to let Rylex help you hold it. Rylex not be trusting a lil lassi wit such a big gun."
vv Is now questioning if that was a dude instead now...
"hehe. Don't underestimate this girly" (deep ass voice)
"Can I hold that gun of yours?"
"ehe, te nandayo?" (deep voice)
"You don't look like the type that needs to be holding a gun at all! I mean, no offense, but with those glasses I'd think you'd ought studying at some library like those nerds normally do."
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"Business. Ain't knowing what I'm doing is the fun of college tbh, I like it though. Real hard shit, but once you get used to how numbers work it's not torturous anymore."
^ "I have plenty of them, so it's of no consequence to get rid of just one feather from a box full of them. Unless you don't like puffins. I also have jaegar and seagull feathers."
"I have something you might be interested in. Not insects this time. But I went to the crag where the puffins roost, since they've returned recently to lay their eggs. I fed them, got feathers out of it. Do you want one?"
v "I don't care about this."
vv "So? Why are you so insistent on a teenage girl going with you to God knows where? J, call the police."
^ "we have a strawberry milkshake"
"HEY KID, COME AND PLAY TO THE BLACK CIRCUS"
v "I'm a ring master, not a magician. But we have a magician if you come to the black circus"
"Everyone talking about magic tricks a few days ago and here you are looking like a magician yourself so imma ask you bro, can you show me a magic trick? Just one will do."
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"Hell yeah, we can be smokin buddies together. Stoners 4 life!"
“I can relate quite a bit, taking to the pipe frequently. I’m not sure about your work or anything but at least for me, with how physically strenuous and stressful this stuff gets, it’s nice to have some around when the going gets tough. Say, you know any smoke tricks?”
"A paladin? That reminds me of days that have long gone by, in a sense... I can only hope that the world will be kind to you, at least. Let fate and destiny grant you mercy, rather than... something else."
"ah yes, gardening. Reminded me of old times, when my dad was still around and the flower shop was still open, good old days. I wish I could turn back time to tell him that I'm sorry"
v "you will see something worse than me"
"Hmmm, a ringmaster. Am I the one who gets the creeps whenever I go to a circus?"
V
"Hmmm... cheeses that go with mead, hm... I know one, but I don't remember its name, sadly. It has a bit of a creamy texture to it, and the type of bittersweet taste that goes well with most alcohol. I still have to look up the name..."
"Do you have any recommendations for what might go with mead? Or honeyed wine? I would assume a sharp, aged goat cheese, but it's been some time. My general wants to impress, and so the search for such pairings is in my book... rather than his, unfortunately. I'm getting sick of taste testing, and the drinks are starting to make me dizzy."
v "..With my retainer's accompaniment, but only him. I should and will not go anywhere alone with strangers like you. I will have to fetch him and make notes with the general to hold my load, and so be patient."
"I know this may seem rude of me to ask, but do you want to sit down and have a chat? Maybe we can relax somewhere pleasant, or just take a walk somewhere like a park. Probably a bit out of left field, but something about you just... reminds me..."
"Oh dear.. I believe I would enjoy that quite a bit. Being a king can be quite stressful you see, I almost never get any time to myself.. to just relax. I will take you up on that offer. What shall we do first?"
"You know I'll make a deal with the devil for this one, you're too cute for your own good! Or that too patronizing for a mf like me to say? Sorry about that man, the cuteness aggression is a little too real right now."
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"YOOO hey dude! Let's drink it till we are drunk! Sounds like a fucking blast, I'm IN"
