“Gorgeous dress you got. Where can I buy one?”
Okay, I have no idea if this is too close or anything to regular one-line threads, but... Here's a new thread! It's your usual IC game, but with only dialogue. Unless your OC announces what they're doing/going to do, it can pretty much just be interpreted as a conversation. So no action beyond those quotation marks, basically!
As always, rules:
- No NSFW! Please.
- Sensitive content is allowed, but please spoil it/black it out. If you aren't sure, it's better to be safe than sorry.
- You can post after every 3 people, unless 2 days have passed. I'll change this if this takes off.
- There are no limits to length. You can make your character say a single word, or a wall of rambling. Just be aware that you can't be upset if the person below you didn't match your length! This is meant to be somewhat low-effort, so that's your warning.
- Follow-ups are allowed, but must be dialogue-only as well.
I'm probably forgetting something, but whatever! The person below me may get a free claim. If this posts IC, ignore it, I'll tell off whichever OC did it later.
"Hey, mind if I borrow your axe for a bit? I'm outta firewood and I'm tired of trying to rip trees outta the ground."
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"Ah, little Ennette. I guess I can stay for another day for you! It's a bit complex, but I'm married, and single at the same time! But what are you insinuating, young lady?"
"Galvan! I didn't know you were going to be here. If I'd known, I-I'd have made sure there was a feast waiting for you! Y-You have time to come in, right? I want to hear about all your stories and adventures! And... if you've married yet...?"
v "Oh yes, it is a dated system, and it seems like every time I'm on the path to getting something changed something else intervenes and throws everything into chaos all over again. I don't plan to stop, though! Once things are slow enough I'll be bringing in some old laws that could use an update."
^ "Go ahead and find out."
"Your puny lil' axe won't kill me kid cuz I'm invincible for cryin' out loud! You heard me? You ain't chop me down with your axe and slash me with your sword!"
V "Cartoon logic and physic exists so yeah."
^ "yes"
"I have seen someone that does experiments about that. it's still hunting me to this day"
v "ah...hm. ah a insane person give me thus name when I was still young"
(context yes he doesn't have a name until some random scientists goes "I named you John Deo!"lol)
"John Doe? Psh. No way that's your real name."
v "Eh, you get accustomed to it after a while. When I first turned, I wasn't used to the fangs yet so I thounded like thith ah the thime. Ugh, that was the worst. So I would just keep quiet in public and only talk to my cats until the lisp eventually went away. At least they don't judge."
"I'm guessing you, smile a lot because you, don't want, your fangs to hit against, your lips... Just my judgement base on, experience... I bit my lips sometimes, accidentally..."
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v v - "Uh... some, store I found in, this town, is selling hair dyes... I don't clearly, remember, even what it's called or, type, but, it's likely where I got, it... I just, splashed it on, the front of my hair, I guess..."
“Dude I need to know how you get your hair to look like that. What kind of dye do you use. Drop the name now, asking for a friend teehee.”
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“Haha no need to ask! I’m always looking for friends to make around here, life is always less lonely with each person added into our lives! I’ll def let you know about the party in town this weekend, it’s supposed to be HUGE. It ain’t at my place though this time.”
"Huh, so you're the, one causing the power outages at, my house... ,I'm no professional, electrician and I had, to be the one to fix it with, special help for 5 times now... Dunno what I can offer, to make you, stop but here's some car batteries... That or just continue fucking up, everything I guess..."
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v v - "Uh... uhm, sure I guess... I, don't mind, that..."