"Yo freakshow! I think you better go back to being a NPC for Brutal Legend rather than getting up in my face!"
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"Hell to the NO!"
Okay, I have no idea if this is too close or anything to regular one-line threads, but... Here's a new thread! It's your usual IC game, but with only dialogue. Unless your OC announces what they're doing/going to do, it can pretty much just be interpreted as a conversation. So no action beyond those quotation marks, basically!
As always, rules:
- No NSFW! Please.
- Sensitive content is allowed, but please spoil it/black it out. If you aren't sure, it's better to be safe than sorry.
- You can post after every 3 people, unless 2 days have passed. I'll change this if this takes off.
- There are no limits to length. You can make your character say a single word, or a wall of rambling. Just be aware that you can't be upset if the person below you didn't match your length! This is meant to be somewhat low-effort, so that's your warning.
- Follow-ups are allowed, but must be dialogue-only as well.
I'm probably forgetting something, but whatever! The person below me may get a free claim. If this posts IC, ignore it, I'll tell off whichever OC did it later.
"Who let a fuckin' Yu-Gi-Oh villain in here?"
"Shit, did the Ren Faire come to town? Like, bud, to hell with the hair. Not a thing on God's green Earth is wide enough to hide me."
"Oh, you are so cute! Or, your little paw-pad-things are so cute! Like a dog! Please tell me you like ham."
"Of course! I really appreciate it, too! I work very hard on getting my hair like this, just so you know."
"Oh wow! I don't think I've ever seen anything like you before! Hey, I dig it, man! Especially the fur, it looks really soft. Hey, does it ever get hot for you in the summers?"
"What?? Hell yeah, dude, let's go! I need to pick up some stuff anyway. Hey, maybe we can get more confetti on the way? I heard what you did with Freddy. Can't BELIEVE you did that! You're a legend."
"Cam! There you were! Listen, I think I got some leads on that one Smiley case. There were some reports saying he was seen around the big Walmart area. I'm about to head on down there, wanna come with?"
"Sweet! The one with the lost island on the title sounds dope. Sounds more fiery if you ask me, heh. Thanks a lot kiddo! I think I'll enjoy reading this for sure. Maybe I can recommend you some of my books one day. That cool with you?"
"I don't actually have any of those swashbuckler or pirate books I told you about, so I went to a library. Do you want 'The Adventures of Gustav' or 'The Lost Island'? If you even read novels. I don't know."
"Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my. :) I like you. I do, I do. :) I like you a lot. Yes, I do. :) You like that mask on your face? :) I can't see your smile, though! How sad, how sad. :) But I understand. :) I like this mask on my face. I do, I do! :) It makes me look so happy, don't you think so? I think so. :) And nobody can tell if I'm unhappy. :) Is that why you have yours on? :) I don't like that fire you have, though. No, I don't, no, I don't. :) Fire might eat away my bag! And that'd be bad! :) But I like your talks of rainbows and unicorns. It interests me a lot, a lot! :) Can you tell me more? :)"
"Why yes! Yes, I did enjoy myself quite a bit. :) I saw that you did, too! I saw, I saw. :) I watched. :) Often. :) We can have another movie night, of course! It'll be so, so fun. :) I like family movies. Do you like those? I like those. :) They're always so chipper and have such big smiles in them. :) My kid likes them. Did you know that? :) Oh! Maybe he can watch with us, and my husband too! :) I'm sure they'd love to meet you. :)"
"Oh my gawd! Don't EVER talk to that Smiley killer! He'll come find you and KILL US!!!... I mean.. KILL you! Don't invite him to MOVIE NIGHTS!! He doesn't care about us... He doesn't care about fashions and movies! Huh.... Anyways.... Okay. Now that I've got that OFF my chest... Oh! Imma huge fan of your Onlyfans page... Totally NOT a crazy fan, I swear... I mean. Totally digging your fashion too. Man, you truly know how to rock them high stripe stockings! Woooo weee! Boy... You and I needa go shopp'n! Clothes shopping! Bet you can help me find a snazzy new outfit!"
"ZE SMILEY KILLER!? WHERE? HERE? Well they are certainly more scarier than I. But.. But you can see it in ze eyes! Er, I mean.. In they paperbag eyes! Can't trust a smile like that! No way! I MEAN... You're right!! Look at your knife! And the mask!? What if... YOU are the Smiley killer!?"