"A vampire? Do you ever miss the sun, or are you more like in the uhh romance movies..? Oh was that rude?"
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"oh uhh... abracadabra then?"
Okay, I have no idea if this is too close or anything to regular one-line threads, but... Here's a new thread! It's your usual IC game, but with only dialogue. Unless your OC announces what they're doing/going to do, it can pretty much just be interpreted as a conversation. So no action beyond those quotation marks, basically!
As always, rules:
- No NSFW! Please.
- Sensitive content is allowed, but please spoil it/black it out. If you aren't sure, it's better to be safe than sorry.
- You can post after every 3 people, unless 2 days have passed. I'll change this if this takes off.
- There are no limits to length. You can make your character say a single word, or a wall of rambling. Just be aware that you can't be upset if the person below you didn't match your length! This is meant to be somewhat low-effort, so that's your warning.
- Follow-ups are allowed, but must be dialogue-only as well.
I'm probably forgetting something, but whatever! The person below me may get a free claim. If this posts IC, ignore it, I'll tell off whichever OC did it later.
"... You're an Insecticon. Wow, I haven't seen you guys around much... Look, I know you're a con, but let's just call a temporary truce for now?"
"Uh.. what? I'm not interested, squish--uh, I mean human."
"Hey, you seem like a kind soul! Mind giving to the less fortunate? Maybe a cup of noodles or something? I don't quite know what you are, a giant RC car? Can't you go drive away and bring me some instant noodles back? I'll pay you, maybe a fucking quarter or somethin' of the sort. Or, some AA batteries if that's more your style."
"Hey there. You looking good today! Do you have any batteries? I have been searching for them for ages!! And a young many like you wouldn't mind giving some or?"
"Huh? W-What?? I am a cold-blooded coaster I don't need heating!!"
"You spark with Green as well, I do enjoy those doo-dads on your head -Ribbit- ."
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"What is this Them you speak of -Ribbit-?"
"Ah... You are a frog? Miss, that really is quite concerning, don't you think? Or, I think so. I've never met a frog. Like, a human frog, not... a... you know. Them. Still."
"I wouldn't mind, dear sir. I might be free tomorrow evening, if you would still want to visit by then... This evening, I have a bit of work to tend to."