"Oh, come on! Get the hell out of that couch! Don't worry about the bird! She just happens to have a bit of an attitude... Mm?"
Brown, nonetheless, had to hold her hand out to prevent her hellspawn of a bird, also known as Minou, from ripping the girl's nose off. Though the bird didn't attack either woman, it nonetheless remained agitated as it shuffled its taloned feet and let out a low hissing noise. Occasionally, her lip drew back into a snarl, but she didn't snap- Or bite, for that matter! Minou was, in other words, relatively calm for a bird that was supposedly full of anger and hatred. Good for her!
What wasn't so good was that Brown remained all too calm as she gently nudged the bird off to the side with her forearm, then crooned to the child, "But you should be careful either way, miss. You never know what could have happened if I were not there to intervene... Huh!" She started to chortle while pressing her arm even more against Minou's chest feathers. Surprisingly enough, the bird just... Blinked. And hissed, of course - but mostly blinked. Brown had a smooth smile on her face while doing so, as if "saving" a child from danger was something to be proud of.
This, in fact, wasn't something to be proud of. Not at all!
As she could feel Minou's breathing start to steady itself, Brown huffed to the child, "Besides... I don't think she's a ghost. The bird, in fact, is real. And the most dangerous monsters tend to be the realest of them all at times..." Whatever you say, edgelord. She shook her head, allowing locks of hair to drape down her shoulders, before flaring her nostrils and glancing over at the kitchen. "Besides, no amount of storytelling can diminish the fact that she's real. Maybe you recognized her from one of those books of yours..." Bitterness flecked her voice as she realized that, alas, the individual she was speaking to was a child.
"... But that doesn't change anything. There are worse things out there than a bird anyhow." Like... "Now, as said before, get out of there. I have something to provide for you anyhow."
With a slow flutter of her lashes, Brown shuffled forwards while allowing Minou to perch herself ever so dramatically on the virago's shoulders. She looked essentially imposing from any distance, and she sure as fuck wasn't going to clarify what that "something" was anytime soon. Even with the faintest whiff of coffee cream coming from the kitchen, even with the faint specks of sugar that dotted Brown's otherwise pristine outfit... Brown deliberately left the girl in suspense, and she wasn't helping as she - without a word - started trotting to the kitchen with Minou in tow. What the fuck? Did she expect the girl to follow her? Brown fucking sucked at this, apparently.
@ NP: Brown does get surprised/startled rather easily, especially if she's touched!! just expect her to be rather hostile to your character, as she tends to associate being surprised with.... not the best memories. she might be nicer if she already likes your character, but if not? good luck not pissing her off. 😔
I'll also try my best to do a follow-up for NP or ELSE.