Write a Hazard Warning for the OC Above ⚠️

I had a dream about a forum game like this existing so here we go.. If something like this already exists but has been lost to time or something, lmk and I’ll revive it

So basically, like the title says, you’re creating a hazard warning for the OC above you! Additionally, you may add some cautionary procedures for interacting with the OC. Something like this:

Person 1 (posts IC as oc): I am the first guy lol

Person 2 (posts IC as oc): Warning: May spontaneously explode into flames, igniting everything around it. Flame-proof suit required during any interaction.

Person 3 (posts IC as oc): Danger: Lethal amounts of cuteness. Do not look into its big, ginormous eyes, otherwise you may enter a trance-like state and collapse on the ground. You may be feasted upon if the situation occurs. Employees must wash their hands and wear a blindfold when handling OC.

Person 4 (posts IC as oc): ACHTUNG!!: Subject is too smug and edgy for their own good. Do not say a single thing to it, otherwise it will reply with the most piercing burn of your life. Employees are advised to submerge victims of the subject’s roasts in cold water.

Rules:

1. Failure to follow these rules will result in you being warned or blocked from the thread.
2. Nothing too nsfw/gore-y. If it may be considered sensitive content, put it in a spoiler box.
3. While you do post IC in this thread, keep your responses OOC.
4. This is a low-effort/crack thread. Don’t be surprised if the warning you get is slightly inaccurate to your OC. However, I would still advise that everyone read closely through OC profiles to maximize accuracy and funniness.
5. Cooldown is 3 posts. ([You] [x] [x] [x] [You]), unless 48 hours have passed. Try not to post the same OC twice or more on the same page.
6. Don’t post characters with locks on them (i.e. auth only, mature-lock, ‘only me’-locks, etc. Logged-in locks are fine cause y’know). Or, at least provide options with characters that don’t have locks if you want to post a locked-character, or provide a key for the locked character for the next poster.
7. Additionally, try to post OCs with info on them, pretty please. This means that they actually have information on the character, i.e. personality, role in their universe, literally ANYTHING that defines them beyond design alone. Having a code with a bunch of unfilled 'lorem ipsum' doesn't count.
8. Rules may update as I see fit. I will try to mod this thread as closely as possible, though.

Toyhou.se Co. is not responsible for any injuries or death caused by the mistreatment of characters or failure to follow procedures. First person gets a freebie