It was rather odd for Robi to take a wrong turn, he's sure he made the right way to the expedition site, he mapped. But now, it seems he had stumbled upon the residents of this cave... it wouldn't have either been the dwarves, the miners of fossil roo but none other than an arachnid-human hybrid that was spoken about to have a ravenous appetite for human flesh but it seems fried monkey was off the menu tonight. What was on the menu was the concoction that the monster had cooked up to appease his 'guest'. A horrid cocktail of putrid bugs and insects he had quite literally picked up from the floor, along with a generous dosage of hubrid eerie cave shrooms that also found the darkened depths their home... until their untimely fate of a cave-dweller's lunch.
His stomach churned and his tail stiffened as the meal was presented. All of his senses acted in a unified courtroom jury that all agreed that this criminal of a dish is not safe for human consumption. He wanted to berate the other on the truth but it seems this figure would do more harm than what the broth would have done. He gulped as his nerves coldened in steel but he can at least worm his way out of it.
"U-Uh... I-I think I'll have to pass... I don't think you even know what us folk from the surface eat... the stuff that we don't find crawling in the dirt or in the depths of these mossy old caves." He truthfully explained. "I think I'll just leave it." He smiled cheesily, delivering his hard-hearted truth in one.
It struck odd to wind yourself on some mystical, magic island slap bang in the middle of nowhere; In the middle of the ocean to be precise. Hardly inhabited, the only signs of life was the wildlife and the sole soul whom had happened to call it his new home for life. Whom had decided to escape the hustle and bustle of civilisation and live it out as a hermit, in a wicked wooden lodge filled with ticking clocks, half-assembled steampunk gadgets and tools, and drawn out blue-prints that might as well be seen as works of art.
Though, despite the sole purpose of his so-called Workshop, the lodge did feature its own hospitality means included a fitted kitchen, bathroom and sleeping quarters; Two souls inside with a guest on the sofa. It seems that the owner's flatmate had left for the night, leaving you with the owner to enjoy dinner tonight.
The host was none other than a purple cuff, vest wearing, tailed human sporting striking light-blondeish hair as he hummed away whilst putting together a hot meal.
"Well, I surely didn't expect someone to wind up on my home; Since visitors are seldom seen down these parts but you look like you had the journey so lemme just put somethin' together so ya don't move on, on an empty stomach. Haha!" He cackled as the wood-fired oven crackled away as the thunking of kitchenware cleaning making it through the ingredients that he had arranged for the final result.
"There's one benefit here though and that everything I make out of comes from nature directly. My own garden is my larder, with most of the meats imported from me travels. Pretty much self-sustained for me and my roommate." He explained.
Though the still air began to change flavour. A warming, fulfilling waft of beef changed the mood of the room and it became apparent that he had been broiling mince in a pot, cooking away atop the breathing blaze. Potatoes peeled and then pulverised into a mighty mush, with a few arrangements of cooked diced carrots, potent gravy and stock thrown into the mince for good measure. The mashed spuds laid on top like a blanketed crust, Robi slides it into the oven for an hour before it was finally set on the wooden table.
"There you go, Robi's Fabulous Cottage Pie; Warmingly made by yours truly. A must have skill for any roving explorer, hermit extraordinare." He announced his work happily and divides out a portion for you. It seems he was lovingly proud of his handiwork to be savoured by others and awaits your input.