[IC] Toyhou.se Classifieds

Posted 4 months, 19 days ago (Edited 4 months, 19 days ago) by SymeSynth

A remake of an older classic! The gist is the same as the original thread: treat this thread like an online, newspaper, board, or whatever equivalent for posting advertisements, except it's all in-character and your OC is posting the advertisement!
- A bonus is that you also have the OC respond to the advertisement posted above, but this is an optional course! Recommended, but not required, so to speak.

Rules:
- This is primarily a 'for fun' thread. You don't have to take this too seriously, really.
- Post IC. This is an in-character thread, after all!
- Don't be an ass. This means that if you have a user blocked or if you've been blocked, you should refrain from posting until someone else is available. Don't skip people.
- Please keep things PG-13. This is an SFW thread! There is an 18+ edition if you're looking for something spicier.
- Avoid sandwiching posts. Unless 12+ hours have passed, wait until at least two other users have posted before you go again.

Rules may be added or adjusted depending on how this thread goes. The main rule here is to have fun!

First post is a freebie!

Florent Sanguinetti Nuclear-Hydrangea

[For NP]

Selling hand crafted dolls, made with passion and hardwork! For only 8 Swiss francs!

High quality plush and knitted dolls of different themes and aesthetics. Fandom plushies for your geeky friends. A companion for all lonely hearts here. A great gift for your kids, boys and girls alike. And if you're a collector, this is an excellent collection!

You wont be lonely anymore with a doll companion. Play with it, pretend and roleplay with different roles, befriend and talk with it!, or make it a magical companion.

Custom dolls available upon requests for 16 Swiss francs

Funds will go to benefits and causes

Wanna get one? Shoot us up a mail at [email protected] with the subject containing the word "doll(s)" or visit us at La Maison du Renard Ardent, Fribourg, Switzerland.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Custom dolls?

Message:

Hello, Ms. Soleil

We are open for commissions for custom dolls. Working in a charity? Glad to hear that, what kind of charity do you do? We'll be happy to give that can help anyone. Feel free to double the usual rates,

For customs dolls. What dolls do you have in mind? How many of them?

Thank you for commissioning.

- Florent Sanguinetti

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[Edeia] Soleil SymeSynth

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Custom dolls?
Message: Hello! I was wondering if you are willing to take a long-term commission for creating custom dolls? I'm working for a charity, so it would be a beneficial partnership for us both if you are available for this kind of request.

I would also be very willing to pay double the usual rates, if that is necessary.

Looking forward to hearing more from you!

In the middle of the city, there are a few flyers attached to some of the posts. It reads as such:

Science and Progress Festival! [Interest Check]

Do you want to show off your works and creations? Then please join us for the upcoming festival meant to show off the light that progress shines upon all of us! Even things such as magitech projects are permitted for this event; we don't discriminate against those who use more supernatural sources for their work.

If you are interested, then please email [email protected] with what you're planning to share in the Festival, as well as other contact details so we can reach out to you in case we have further inquiries on things like your availability and possible venue locations. Thank you!

Rather interestingly, and perhaps only apparent to those who actually take the time to look at each individual flyer... each flyer happens to have a unique doodle in the corners, containing a variety of positive messages for the reader.

Re: Would like to join the festival

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Thank you for your response! This has been noted and logged on our end! Are there any particular requests for your exhibit in the festival? We're happy to provide things such as stages, titles, and invitations for your section!

Additionally, yes, you may bring your child with you! Are there any additional details that we may need for you and your child that we should take note of?

Dr. Enigma comedy_pink

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Would like to join the festival

Message: Greetings. I saw one of your flyers about your science festival, and I wish to participate.

I plan to showcase different kinds of robots and animatronics for this event, all ranging from different abilities to personalities, all for different purposes and the like.

Here are my other contact details, for reference. [attachment]

That will be all. Thank you. Please tell me if I should further elaborate on anything.

— Dr. Enigma

P.S. Almost forgot to mention - I would like to bring my child, MC, to the festival. I hope you do not mind this.

ROBOT COMMISSIONS

Feeling lonely? Want a little robotic companion on your own? Contact Dr. Enigma with this email, [email protected], for discussion on how you would like your buddy bot to be built and programmed!

The poster showcases different robots the doctor has invented. They all seem very useful.

Or, if you feel like you yourself are up to the task, you can ask to ship parts and instructions!

(OOC: NP, please ping me if you choose to respond, thank you 🙏)

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Robot Commission!

Message: Hello, Charlie. Of course, we shall further discuss with your request for your robot. For the sake of simplicity, here are my contacts. [attachment]

Thank you.

— Dr. Enigma

Charlie ⭐ enlq

comedy_pink

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Robot Commission!

Message:

Hey, Dr. Enigma!

Your robot creations look like just the thing I need to add some spark to my life! They seem really awesome, wowie! I've actually got this idea for a mini-robot that can bring me snacks while I'm lost in stuff that I need to do. Can we discuss the details?!

That's all I need to say for now. THANKS!!

- Charlie

THE FIREARM FUNDAMENTALS WORKSHOP!

Hey there! Ever wanted to master the art of firearms? Look no further! Join our Firearms Fundamentals Workshop and embark on a journey to become a skilled marksman ~~in order to kill your enemies with a gun and possibly look really cool~~! Whether you're a beginner or looking to refine your shooting skills, this is the place to be! Immerse yourself in a hands-on experience with various firearms under professional guidance, delving into the science behind accurate shooting. To enroll, shoot us an email at [email protected], expressing your interest and any specific questions you may have. Discover the power within you and master the art of responsible firearm use at our workshop!!

Yuuto sarurun

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Lessons?

Hey hey hey, I saw your ad for the firearm fundies workshop, was wondering if that applies to airsoft too? either way i wanna sign up. been losing a lot at the local airsoft place lately and ill take all the help i need. I got the cash though i hope you dont mind if i don't talk much, heh. then again youre the teach so youll be dong all the talking

wait did I use my business email again?

MARBLED RECORDS RECORDING SESSION

Ever want to record your own song? Perhaps you're an online celeb and want to do it professional for the first time... Well we here at Marbled Records have just the recording booth for you!
Renting out our upstairs recording booth for $150/h, you too can take your content to great lengths. An additional fee may be required to rent out instruments but we have them all, and an expert musician on duty to help set up and any adjustments needed.

Book quickly as we are known to fill slots fast. [email protected]

Jagger CaeliGlori

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: rental booth interest

yo, i saw your ad on the corner of the block and ive been looking to find somewhere to record a song for a tv ad for a while now! you still got bookings open? im looking to rent for about 3 hrs, do yall only accept "usd" or do yall accept other currency too?

please let me know, im interested, thanks for reading👍🏻

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Custom Fit Clothing

Ayo, are you built different than the rest and can't seem to fit the mass produced clothes you find at the store? Are you looking to get a special made outfit for a certain event? The king of drip, Jagger, is offering tailored clothing orders just for you! He tackles all body shapes and sizes, including the pesky horns on your head or tail feathers on your back.

For examples, please view his portfolio at [kingofdrip.com]

For every order that is purchased, a piece of clothing is donated to your local charity to cloth the needy. Order today!

Please contact [email protected] for further inquiries.

4K deltarunelover57

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: clothe s

Hey!! I heard about your custom fit clothing off of the SplatNet. and like. As an Octoling we really aren't considered that much even though we're literally everywhere. For example, they always make hats that don't consider Octoling tentacles or ears, or clothes that don't think about our height... and it's nice to see someone willing to do that!!! Do you take Cash, Super Sea Snails, or some spare Power Eggs??

Also, do you make clothing that's hard to stain? As an ink based creature I need that.

THANK YOU oh my Cod,

4K's Aim Training

Do you ever feel like your weapon aim sucks ass? Do you never hit your shots and end up embarrassing yourself in front of all your enemies? Want to get better? For only 5,000 Cash ($30 for you non-Inkadians) a day, an ex-Octarian Soldier with a 5 Star E-Liter 4K badge can train your aim 'till every shot you make is perfect.* Every client so far has given me 5 stars, and they walked out winning every Turf War or Anarchy Battle they came across. Do you want to be like them? Contact me at [email protected] or talk to me in-person and register yourself on any days where I'm open, and I'll ensure you'll be an elite when you walk out.

Whether you're E-Liter, Splat Charger, Snipewriter, or Goo Tuber...or some non-Inkadian weapon, I can get you to the top!

I can also teach you the professional art of KNOWING WHEN TO QUIT, because some of you apparently DON'T GET THAT.

*Disclaimer: I can't guarantee this. If you suck so bad that even I can't change you, you're kind of fucked.

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Aim Training for Magic?

Hey! Yeah, I'd assume it would. I personally can't use magic, but I'd guess the way you'd aim it is the same as your typical Charger class weapon or firearms. I'll do my best to help you with that! If it doesn't work, I'll teach you how to use your weapon of choice, free of charge.

I'm the most skilled at using the E-Liter 4K. Inkadian weapons function differently than your average weapon, and I don't think anyone who is an Inkling/Octoling would be able to use one unless you had a large amount of spare ink on you. I'd say the E-Liter is really good for killing anything--long range and 1 shot kills for most beings. It's very ink consuming and takes a while to charge (around 1.53 seconds), though. Deity-killing-wise, I don't really think we have those... BUT, some chargers are really good for killing King Salmonids, like Horrorboros and the Megalodontia. Maybe not Cohozuna, because that thing moves a lot. If that's good, let me know!

Thank you for inquiring further!

Allisriedia angeliic_gestalt

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Aim Training for Magic?

Hello! Your Aim Training classes seem interesting, and I would like to sign up for them if at all possible. I do have a question, however - do you suppose the training would work for magic as well? I'm a mage, and I unfortunately have not even touched traditional weapons before because I haven't needed to until now, so my magic is the only weapon I have :(
Even if the training wouldn't work for magic, that's fine - what weapons are you most skilled at that you could teach me to use? Preferably ones that could kill deities? Thank you in advance!

Sincerely,
Allisriedia (she/her) of Amicitia Somnia

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Allisriedia's Poetry Workshop

Hello, all! I'm currently offering a poetry workshop next week for anyone who wishes to express their emotions through the creative art of poetry for any reason - letting out your rage onto a sheet of paper with some ink? Expressing your undying adoration for your beloved? Just attempting to stretch those creative muscles? I can assist you with anything ink-and-paper related! Just email me at [email protected] for more information about the workshop itself. :)

v Follow up!

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Poetry?

Hello, Porpoi! It's lovely to meet you, and I'm pleased to hear that you're so eager to write poetry! With that sort of motivation, I have no doubts that you could be the next best poet. :) The workshop is on the 17th of December at 4:30pm, and I'll be giving a lecture on how poetry works first (though I promise it won't be long) before you all go onward to write! Can't wait to be amazed!

Sincerely,
Allisriedia (she/her) of Amicitia Somnia

Porpoi Aguilar PK_Skeletons

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Poetry?

Hello!!

I saw your thing you posted about poetry and I'm interested. I got some really strong thoughts and I think that I am capable of being the next best poest and I think I should totally give it a try. I'd love to hear more about this and you should email me back!!! I will amaze you!! Thanks for reading, from Porpoi Aguilar.

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BASS!!!!!!!!

Are you looking for a bassist to join your band? Need some backing tracks? Need to learn how to play? Just want someone like minded to be around you while she holds her bass named Mike?? Then you have found the right advertisement! I can do all of that and then some because I am really really talented when it comes to those things! Shoot me an email over at @[email protected] and I will reply with cash ideas!! No grown men over the age of 25 though please everyone else is okay!!!

Gabriel C0WGIRL

From: [email protected]

TO: @[email protected]

SUBJECT: join my band please

i've literally never emailed in my life please join my band!! please join my band!! I love music i play so many instruments and i NEED people in my band RIGHT NOW ! it's just me and my partner for now and all he can play is harmonica!!! i need this !! I'll pay you!! I can also fight crime slightly!! so i can fix any problem!! my name is Gabriel AND . i travel around TEXAS! I play banjo! have you ever heard a bass and a banjo? EXACTLY. JOIN MY BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( PLEASE !!! ) ( YOU CAN ALSO SAY NO) ( BUT YOU SHOULDNT)

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JOIN MY BAND PLEASE

Do you play an instrument? literally any? or, you know what, do you just want to learn one? I dont care! join my band! I'll do any genre, and i'll accommodate any type of player! PLEASE! I play banjo mainly- but i'll learn whatever I can put my hands on. I desperately need bandmates. It's just me and my harmonica playing partner and we need something to really up our level! I'll even pay you- straight cash. If you're not into that though, I can fight off crime ( or my partner can ) or even cook you up a couple meals. I NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! if interested please pin a letter here. I've seen other ads talking about some electronic mail but I don't know how that works!!!!!!!!

(P.S. please ignore the stains on this paper. My partner tipped over our can of beans.)

Jin sarurun

From: [email protected]

TO: [email protected]

SUBJECT: bandmates?

Yo! I saw that you were interested in bandmates. You mentioned harmonica, I play drums and like heavy metal. Never heard of using a harmonica in heavy metal but I'm sure we can make it work. Do you have a room as well? I'm living in a rather remote village and would need a place. Either way looking forward to jammin with you.

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LOOKING FOR PART-TIME GARDENER TO HELP AT FLOWER SHOP

Hello Residents of Keshiki Village and tourists alike. I am Jin, working at my family business, Shinoda Flowers. Unfortunately we are looking for a new cashier as the old one is growing sick of this job and needs to quit ASAP. Please email me at [email protected] for applications. All you need to know is not kill plants and deal with the occasional weird customer (I swear he's not human). Please sign up quick, I need to get out of this place.

Osana Asamiya PainterFight

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Looking for a part-time gardener?

Greetings! I saw your ad on hiring a gardener today, and I thought that I would fit in the bill! I’ve been into gardening since I was a child, and I’ve known how to certain plants and flowers through my experience, so it’ll be a-okay ^_^ I’ve experienced some odd customers visiting my flower shop too, but as far as I’m concerned, I’m not sure how I’ll ask that one customer that you mentioned in your ad to chill out…

Anyways, let me know if you’re interested!

Asamiya’s Bento-Making Class ~ Made With Love!

I figured that I would do something creative other than recording songs or gardening today… so I decided to start a cooking class where you can learn how to make a box of bento as instructed by The Songbird herself (AKA me)! This’ll be a more casual workshop on the side, I’d like to see people make cute bento boxes and have fun ^ ^

The class will begin at June 3rd. In the meantime, please contact me at [email protected] in you’re interested! Registrations will be closed at June 1st.

Marty Chen Captain_Fartbeard

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Bento Box

Hi! I would love to learn some more bento recipes! My parent's restaurant could always use some more variety. These are after school right? I have school so I can't do it if it's in the middle of the day. Thanks again!

Looking for food and shelter, will do odd jobs

Hi! I was recently displaced from my home due to the recent outbreak, and currently do not have a place to stay. Will do anything for some food and shelter! I have skills in cooking and odd jobs. People also like to pet my tail for some weird reason so uhh... I guess you can do that too? It's very scary out here so any help is super appreciated! Have bike and will travel. Pickup preferred though! Contact [email protected] , and do it pretty fast as my phone's about to die...

MASK dormousedoll

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Shelter & Food

OP,

We have a subsidiary for this sort of thing, so we can offer shelter and regular meals. Odd work if you feel inclined, but we have employees for a reason and frankly I don't know how I feel about making somebody pay rent like that. If you don't mind a clinical environment, you're welcome at our headquarters. Just give us somewhere to pick you up from.

M. Dawkins

Administrator @ Rosemary Inc.

LF: Lab Assistants

As the employee market has completely crashed after the apocalypse, finding pre-existing qualified workers is an impossible task. Therefore, if you can sort things alphabetically, follow basic instructions, and work well under HIGH PRESSURE, Rosemary Incorporated has a position for you as an assistant researcher. Unpaid as money is meaningless these days. Free housing and meals, though. Extremely dangerous environment. Apply at your own risk by E-mailing [email protected].

Manuel Crespo Jr. Quantum7021

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Interested

To You,

My name is Junior and I am willing to be a lab assistant for no pay. Take that, Government! I don’t need a degree to pursue my dreams! I’m totally not seeking this job just to find aliens. That is not my hope here.

Anyway, email me back. Need a new place to stay.

Manuel Crespo Jr.

LF: Aliens!

If any of you are actually, real aliens please email me. Also willing to accept alien theorists. Or anyone who is willing to talk to me honestly. But I am mostly seeking aliens! Email me at [email protected]. Thank you.