Surely this has to be a misunderstanding!? thought Dolores with a barely hushed gasp as she attempted to speak over Poffin's incessant and frantic barking, "You... You should probably close the door if you don't want to get hypothermia or frostbite, sir... I understand if it's urgent, since you slammed it open like that, but please... Please don't leave it hanging... The drafts will blow in more easily, if you get what I mean." And she did mean it, even if she was the one bundled up in a coat with plenty of down and faux fur!
She wrung her hands together while inching ever so carefully towards the teenager. Was that a reckless thing to be doing? Of course! But the poor older woman seemed to emanate more... Pity than fear, as she gazed at his chilled ears and blank visage with the utmost scrutiny- Blank visage.
"But please," the old woman sighed, "Just... Come inside, and settle down. Maybe it's just the snow that's making you so on edge? I'd hate for that to be the case, but... Well... You know..." At some points, her voice trembled in a manner that suggested that she was trying to plead with this individual- Oh, but whom was she kidding? Teenagers tended to be the tiniest bit difficult to convince, especially when it meant cowing them to make them conform to authority... And Dolores wasn't going to resort to such a forceful approach by any means!
You know, even though this could technically become a life-or-death situation very quickly... Cold asides.
"I can make something warm for you if you want," she suggested with a chuckle, "I don't think it'll be coffee, but- Oh!" She perked up slightly when she remembered the sugary scent drifting from the kitchen. "I was... I was just about to finish baking up this cake for, um, some friends down in the lowlands! Desserts actually aren't something that I normally specialize in, but they're apparently rather fond of the pastries that I put out, so..." And from there, the elder trailed off so that he could have the time to process everything. All that cold was going to make their teeth chatter, you know!
After a few seconds of silence, Dolores asked with a somewhat thin and sheepish smile, "... Do you want a pastry too? Not the cake, since I'm saving that for those friends, but... I can make a tart, or anything that goes along well with coffee. Maybe a scone! I haven't made a scone in years, but-" The elderly woman started to chuckle and comb her fingers through her hair. "I can certainly try!" exclaimed Dolores with a hum, "If only because you, uh... Must be starving huh?" Holy shit, was her attempt to read the other's blank visage failing miserably. Blank visage... It showed too, as she tried to ignore Poffin continuing to bark and shuffle her paws from her room.
Poor Dolores. How long was that farce going to last anyways, with those freezing drafts leaking in slowly but ever so surely?
Dolores gets to die inside every so often.... as a treat. follow-up time.
Dolores… Didn’t know how to use a gun. Not even a hunting rifle.
In other words, she was fucked! Very, very fucked!
But when she received a notice underneath her front door - that she had to assassinate someone, lest she be kicked off her land and her own house - she had no choice but to comply. The older woman had run afoul of the cityfolk in the past, some of the incidents resulting in near-evictions, so… She didn’t want to dismiss such orders in case they were serious. Right?
Right?
Still, maybe Dolores should’ve at least received some training in holding a gun, considering that… Her current stance really didn’t look that intimidating. Cutesy grandmas and guns didn’t mix, kids. That’s your lesson for the day.
Her eyes skimmed the sword her intended target held as she raised it… Then lowered it? Dolores froze for a moment, expecting herself to be lulled into a sense of false security- She quickly shook off the worry, once the other had piqued in… About how unqualified she was in this weapons business. Not even trying to hide it at this point, Dolores grinned sheepishly before lowering the gun as well, and that was for the best! For… Well… Literally everyone involved.
She didn’t resist or protest when her target knocked the gun out of her hand with the sword, and… Honestly, the former maid just looked relieved. Yea, “maid.” Not… “Hitman.” Whoever the fuck wrote that note was going to throw a pissy fit though, when they found out…
“It’s not my gun,” she only replied awkwardly, which was true! It wasn’t her gun! So honestly, Dolores didn’t even seem upset when the gun was crushed. “I was given that… I think they wanted me to fail in hindsight, but I’m not sure. I hope I didn’t scare you at least, mm?” With a nervous laugh, she rubbed the back of her neck while the other spoke. Forgetting that all of this shit happened? Sure! Did someone force her into this? Uhhh…
“I got a note a few days ago,” Dolores explained after a period of silence, “that I needed to do this or else I’d get evicted. I don’t know who sent it though…” She paused and continued to grin sheepishly - or like a chimp ready to implode in on itself, take your pick. “... Please don’t hurt them, miss. I’m sure they mean no harm.” Sure...