voted most likely....

Voted most likely to hack the president's official twitter and tweet "I like butts" and a link to an outdated meme

Voted most likely to apologize for something you did

Voted most likely to own every book in existence.

Voted most likely to shank a bitch

Voted most likely to have a body under the house

(based on S3) voted most likely to kiss (fuck) an alien if they came down to earth

Voted most likely to try and have a relationship with a ghost.

Voted most likely to crash a plane.

voted most likely to steal all of the pears in the supermarket and eating all the pears at friends' houses

 voted most likely to have pears as pets

Voted most likely to revive this thread get into an argument over Mercutio's death in Romeo and Juliet and how he didn't deseRVE TO DIE

Felonyyyyy

Most likely to accidentally gouge a hole in the felt surface of the pool table with their cue while they're trying to take a shot? 

Voted most likely to accidentally summon some horrible fell god and apologize fervently to it for the inconvenience.