What Would Your OC Give the OC Above You?

"You dare to give those things back to these pitiful creatures?" Axerian would shuffle over, taking no effort to tower over the beast before him. "They do not deserve such. You take their soul to give them false hope. I take their lives to allow for stronger humans to return to earth. I shall give you a suggestion: Do not meddle in affairs you are not familiar with. Saves me the trouble." With that, the creature shuffled off.

"I'll give you a grindstone... to soften that edge of yours," Lydia says. Nothing fazes her anymore.

A soft, fluffy, handmade shirt that knows better than to stare! Gosh!

"Mmmmmmmaybe some moisturizer for your skin. You look like the kind of person that'd need it -- hey, don't give me that weird look, everybody where I'm from cares very much about looking good!" [LOL WHOOPS I DIDN'T SEE THE POST ABOVE]

"How about this Arcadian fiber that you could use to sew with? We've made sure to breed the best of the best silkworms and cotton. You're looking at centuries of purposeful breeding and genetic modification here!"

"Only the finest bumblemoth honey! go on, try it, it's the healthiest sweet on earth!"

"I'll give you my old leather jacket. I heard that moths like old clothes," he says with a wink.

Some Shampoo for that Greesy hair..

Haha..puns

"What's wrong with my eyes..?"

".... They burn"

"I give you a blindfold. Your eyes bring me extreme discomfort" 

Senna quietly slides a book over; it is called "Chicken Soup for the Angry Soul"

 "Ohhhhhh!! Hey, got the Necronomicon in your lib-- wait, this isn't a trading thread... I'll lend you a skeleton servant, it must be painfully time-consuming to keep all those volumes neat and in order."

(The skeleton, on the other hand, clearly looks unwilling.)

"Wait a minute, I don't actually touch them!... Alright, maybe give them a pat on the shoulder whenever they have to tell me something bad. What, the dead can talk too!"

" some  Sanitizer.. your hands must be filthy, working with all those dead things...gross"

"Excuse you! I am Not dead."

"Aren't you technically a dead thing, honey? Mon Dieu. I'd give you a livre about how to know you're dead."
(I was in the wrong thread so I ended up not giving you anything lol)

 "Guy like you needs a hot ride! I'd give you a car I've been working on, but it costs a lot to be me. Instead, I'll give you a discount!"