(CaPh) Oddly Specific Headcanons - Elliott


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aidenopossum
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2 years, 6 months ago
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Chapter 1
Published 2 years, 6 months ago
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These look fun And I’d like some nums, so…

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Chapter 1


  • Do they get out of bed on the right side, or the left? Left side.
  • Do they sleep with socks on, or off? Depends on how cold it is, but usually socks off.
  • Do they prefer to be a little bit too hot, or a little bit too cold? Cold, definitely.
  • What time do they usually brush their teeth? Right when he gets up, and shortly before he goes to bed.
  • Paper bags, or plastic bags? He’s fine with either, but has a slight preference for plastic since he can reuse them.
  • If they were to lay down on their side, would it be their right side or their left side? Right side.
  • About how many direct punches would it take to knock them down? I mean… One, if you aim right. Assuming you don’t punch him in the temple, though, probably like. 3 I guess.
  • Do they prefer swimming in saltwater, or freshwater? Freshwater.
  • Does their toilet paper roll face in or out? Out. 
  • Do they keep their ketchup in or out of the refrigerator? In? The fridge? Who leaves it out???
  • How many pillows are on their bed? Two; one to actually use as a pillow, and one to hug while he sleeps.
  • What color are their favorite socks? These lol
  • How often do they kick things underneath furniture to avoid picking it up? Not often but… Sometimes…
  • If they were to suddenly be gifted a new horse, what would they name it? … Elmer…
  • What is their favorite flavor of cake for their birthday? Red velvet cake.
  • How often do they shower? Every other day, mostly.
  • Do they keep their t.v and radio volumes on odd or even numbers? Both, BUT only in multiples of 5.
  • Do they read the whole paper, or do they just read the comic sections? Just the comics lol
  • Do they have a detailed calendar to keep track of events, or is their life kind of just a mess? He can and will forget important dates if he doesn’t keep a detailed calendar. He’s one mistake away from being a total wreck.
  • How many hats do they own? Like, three, but he barely ever wears any of them.
  • If they have a cellphone, what is the wallpaper background of? This.
  • What do they dream about most often? Boring mundane stuff like driving to work, to his chagrin. 
  • If they could dye their hair any color, what would they pick? It’s already blue! If he had to pick a different color, though, probably like… Neon green.
  • What do they see in an ideal roommate? He can vibe with anyone so long as they get along and he can get some alone time when he needs it.
  • What is the craziest thing they have ever done at some kind of party? One time, at a party he went to when he was in high school, he got drunk and broke the host’s parents’ pool table. By jumping on it. …He got away with it, too, because nobody remembered who did it!