Warptober 2022

"You know this isn't gonna work ya stupid sods, aight?"

Receiving a swift blow to the side, Love coughed, a few red splotches dotting the floor. Smiling in the torchlight, his toothy grin was made just as sinister at the figures surrounding him. All clad in metal armor, there were six in total continuing to set up candles around him. "Silence demon! How dare such a lowly creature doubt the priests methods!" One coming up to put their hand on the worked up Knight's shoulder, they merely scoffed in Love's direction. "Be still sister, it is but the fear of knowing its success that the demon mocks us."

Rolling his eyes, he couldn't believe he had to deal with these idiots. An exorcism where you light some candles, sprinkle a little water over him, then drain the black blood till he wasn't a demon anymore? Well yeah, of course that would cure him; cure him of life, it was like he needed that stuff to live or something, imagine. What, was it suppose to change color simply because the water was blessed by their, Holier Than Thee, excuse for a high priest? No matter how he tried to give them the news flash, Love was pretty sure they were simply trying to cull West Crown's 'infestation'.

A groan passing as he straightened himself back up, Love glanced up briefly at a golden flash of light flickering on the ceiling for but a moment and smirked. "You know you'll probably regret this later." He mused, raising an eyebrow as one of the figures approached with an ornate knife. He swore, their teeth were pointier than his own. "I'm quite scared, shaking in my boots really." Shrugging at the sarcasm, he waited. Counting the seconds as they closed in.

Before the Knight could slice his arm, however, a near invisible wire pulled him high up into the air, up and over someone's shoulder as they were soon on the run. "You usually make me set a price before rescue~" he teased, earning a smirk back. "I can put you back if you want?" Leaning over, he smooched the Thief's cheek, "How about staying the night together instead?"