How We Sent for Help

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You were meant to be sent my way

About seven years ago, Gladis was stopped by a group of powerful pouflons. Her guardian majestically landed right after them, but this time it wasn't for his expression of hugfulness. Upon his back was a heart-shaped giftbox, and the gift inside of it could hardly wait to get to Gladis.

"My beautiful blossom, I could not miss this day of my sweetheart being in this world for a whole another year. You've done so well with your other loupines, I thought it was about time for--" before Gladis' guardian could finish his speech, that lovepine busted out of that box and ran up to his new owner. "Little creature, your rudeness is not appreciated in these parts. Interrupting me like this..."

"No no NO what is this?! What is this?!" Gladis hollered about this heartful loupine! The tiny critter got cuter and cuter with every whine, to the point Gladis was on the floor trying to recover from being injured by adorableness. "Send help!! Please, send me some help, this baby!"

Who knew saying the same statement over and over would register in someone's mind as their name? Gladis had caught on to this awful occurrence when she cried for someone to help her with baking a three tier cake, and this little lovepine ran to her feet. It looked like the lovepine was responding to the cry for help, but one could tell you that lovepine didn't respond to a single name Gladis had given him.

"... Send Help?" Gladis said, and that lovepine wagged his tail furiously in response. "No, you can't really be Send Help!" Watching that lovepine launch up in the air over being called this sent Gladis straight through the roof to seek help in the form for training books! It was pointless though, that lovepine did NOT want to accept not being "Send Help" for nobody.

"What's the meaning of this? Why child, why do you like the name of Send Help?" This had to be the happiest lovepine Gladis ever met, but if only the pippet wasn't so ecstatic over something really horrible.