Character Quotes: Scourge

"Steve is not just a rock... he is a legend ya uneducated potato skin!"

"... I'm gonna fight it."

"MURDER SPREE!!!"

"Ya dingus!"

"I didn't do it!"

"I put the sass in assassin."

"Of course I killed him ya dingus! Does he look like he's breathin' to ya?"

"Neither of us know how ta cook, dumbass."

"I'm just your average predator who's tryin' to maintain this ecosystem."

"No."

"I can't drive."

"Tao is... a goddess."

"This is why you should never cross me."

"I'd see ya in hell but, I'm already there."

"I am NOT your average bear." 

"If I smile or do a lil' dance for ya will ya get outta my sight for the rest of the week?"

"I honestly don't get how Steve keeps that smile all of the time. It's like he can't frown or somethin'."

"You're sayin' that you'll pay me two cat claws and a dog's tooth if I kill that alligator dude over there? Ya gotta lot o' nerve pal!"

"Whaddya staring at, punk?"

"I don't get payed enough for this shit."

"... Would ya mind repeatin' that to me in a way that an uneducated caveman could understand?"

"My spirit animal must be the beta fish. We both get angry when someone happens to even breathe in our presence."

"I'M GONNA MAKE THOSE MAGGOTS PAY!!!"

"I literally can't be in the same room with a jellybean... That's one reason why I never go shoppin'."

"We're almost there. I can feel it! ... I can taste it too."

"Dude, stop askin' me so many questions about why I just killed your family. I told ya that it's my job, capiche?"

"My karma is as good as your judgment."

"Bah! Who needs electricity?"

"Some would say I'm... T ^W I _S T ^E D."

"Someone's 'bout to have a bad day."

"Do any of ya wanna watch some hoes choke down this glass?"

"When was the last time ya had a reality check, KID?"

"GET ME OUTTA HERE AT ONCE YA SLIMY SAD EXCUSES OF CITY LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!!!"

"This is some good homework. It tastes like history with a hint of math."

"Booyah, bitches!!!"

"Nice try, punk!" 

"DON'T BRING TAO INTO THIS!"

"I'm not afraid to rip their heads off.  B O T H    O F    T H E M     A T    O N C E ."

"You're just too pure for this world."

"I guess ya won't mind if I paint the floor boards with his blood."

"I'm gonna skin ya alive and wear ya as a fancy jacket!"

"Now, let's just say if somethin' happens to Tao... Oh God. You don't even wanna go there, sweetheart. I would ruin you. :) "

"I'm gonna make you're death so painful that your ghost will still be screamin'!"

"Sayonara!~"

"Stop callin' me Sam. He died a long, long, time ago... "

"N-no. I'm NOT worried. I'm just... ehh... worried. Ugh. "

"Now, piece it all together Einstein! Since you clearly know so much!"

"Time to play a lil' matchmaker!~"

"I swear... if I had a tooth and a claw for every time we put ya in that room, I'd be stranglin' myself with my own necklaces."

"Your flirtin' makes me want to stab an infant."

"At least this stupid place has rocks. I hope the rocks don't bite."

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! NO ONE... AND I MEAN   N O   O N E   TOUCHES MY EAR!!!"

"Slap a cork in it, will ya!?"

"This is quite the entertainment..... BUT WE NEED TO GET MOVIN' YA MORONS!!!"

"YA UGLY FREAK!!!"

"W-what?! He said PET Tao! Do I look like a freakin' pet to you?!"

"Papa bear always leaves."

"This is all startin' to remind me of that game where ya force people to do dishes." (referring to the Sims)

*Talking in a depressed tone to a spider that just crawled onto his arm.* "...Get offa me b'fore I stab your parents..."

"I swear, I will drop-kick ya from here to freakin' Disney Land!!"

"Oops... I spilled my glass of sprinkles... I MEAN FINGER BONES!"

"mmmmm... PEBBLES..."

"Tao, come glue my teeth back into my mouth."

"There is absolutely zero reason why we shouldn't show Pinecone 'The Shining', Tao."

"What kinda psycho wears pants in public?!"

"I hope ya choke on Flex Tape!"

"Fancy seein' ya here... Hehehe... Oh God."

"Yeah that's uhm... that's real sweet of ya, Tao. -___- "

"... I don't wanna have the sudden urge to go on a killin' spree or somethin'."

"It feels like I haven't eaten in 19 days!"

"It's a real shame... isn't it?"

"Bitch, I ain't tamed!"

"Now I'm gonna show ya what happens when ya fuck with me!"

"If I die, I give ya permission to rip my claws outta me and use 'em as daggers."

"There is no way in hell that anyone is gonna make me put on freakin' clothes! So back off!"

"Maybe you should calm down!!! Heheheeh!! Let's all be calm.. t o g e t h e r   : )"

"The forest never fails me."

"I demand answers ya bug-eyed freak!!"

" Ya don't seem like the strip joint type! Trust me... that's a clique on it's own."

"How 'bout ya tell that slutty woman with the bubble gum, that I have done my job here and you are at least 80% satisfied!"

"I am a Starfish."

"Halloween is my favorite sport. Ya can't just abuse it like that... "

"Oh c'mon! Wake up ya lousy grain of sand!"

"Nice isn't in my vocabulary, sweetheart! hahahhaaa!"

"I wanna hear his skull crack :)"

"Kinda feels like I'm kneading dough, except for I'm kneading a piece of a deer corpse with a side of flower petals and water."

"And don't worry 'bout me! I feel fine! ..... Besides the fact that I am very nauseous. And uhh... Now I feel... Burnin'?? And I think I'm gettin' a bit dizzy too but who knows, I'm quite delusional."

"Oh man... Everything hurts. Welp. I guess this is how I die. At least I went down in a blaze of glory!"

"I swear I'll drop-kick ya into a pit of angsty snakes if ya set me on fire!.."

"What in the fresh hell is happenin'?!"

"He's not just a slug, he's a majestic creature that is hard to come by! I mean just look at him! Look. At. HIM!"

"Slow and painful it is then! Hehehehahaaa!! :)"

"That paranoid piece of garbage... guess it runs in the family."

"Oh... OH! OHHH!! Yeah sure, go ahead and start up a conversation with her! I can wait! I have ALL the time in the world!"

"Your fear only makes me want to kill ya more. Hehehe...."

"Oh well. Circle of life!"

*Speaking in a more whiny and higher toned voice* "... Y-YOUR EYES ARE FUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL!!!"

"No! I'm just such a ray of fuckin' sunshine!! Oh God!!"

"Awww what's the matter? Did I interupt your pleasant lil' walk? That's tragic isn't it?... Especially since that will be the last time ya ever get to enjoy a nature walk. Hell, it's the last time you'll ever enjoy anything!! Hehehaaaaahaaa!!!"

"I'm gonna take ya on an adventure derived straightly from my twisted imagination!~ Hehehe!! It's gonna be real fun! FOR ME!"

"This is where I make people bleed! Ahh... Blood is a pretty thing wouldn't ya agree? It's prettier than roses... Prettier than the soft sound of rainfall in the mornin'.... Prettier than the gentle glow of the moon... That's why I gotta open up someone's veins just to see it! Hehehaaa!!!"

"So ya interrupt me at the worst time possible to see if I'm alive, because you were interested in takin' MY cave. Ohh... Ya have a lotta nerve pal..."

"It's times like this that reminds me of how pathetic my tail is."

"Alright, gather 'round ya posers!"

"... Fuck! I'm still alive?! Ugh!"

"Don't you dare underestimate him just because he's a child! He's capable of rippin' your mother fuckin' heads off!!"

"Okay, so I really do have to break it down. That's a relief... I thought ya idiots forgot how to open a door."

"Don't start actin' like a couple of marshmallows 'round me or I'll eat ya right up!!"

"Alright ya parasites!"

"Well, I'll just hire ya as my scratchin' post if ya dare interrupt me again ya moron!"

"Is... is this bitch for real??"

"Have either of you morons heard of a guillotine?"

"Fare thee well, comrade~"

"And now the look on your face tells me that you are realizin' the mistake you've made."

"The bastard looked at me funny... So I killed his family."

"... Here I am with the love of my life, diggin' holes to throw corpses into. Lemme tell ya... it doesn't get more romantic than this.~"

"Bah! Screw the whole thing!"

"HE THINKS HE'S SO TOUGH HUH? WELL I'LL SHOW HIM!! I'LL SHOW ALL OF THEM!!"

"H...huh? Where am I?? This looks like the forest... holy shit I live here! That's really neat...."

"But just like all bad guys, I have my weaknesses too. And you're definitely one of them... Well, ya make me stronger too but, ya know what I mean."

"I'm no longer the boy who used to follow along in your shadow... I'm now the man who's gonna show ya what hell feels like!!"

"NOW, DO ME ONE LAST FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

"What?! Do I really need to rip another leg off of ya punk?! C'mere!"

"Then put some makeup on that ugly thing that ya call a face!!"

"Violence is always the answer."

"I DON'T WANT THESE! WHAT THE HELL AM I S'POSED TO DO WITH THESE?!"

"H-hey! Drop the ax before I snap ya like a twig!"

"DONCHA EVER TALK TO MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! I WILL HURTCHA SO BAD THAT YOU'LL BE BEGGIN' ME TO KILL YA!!! YA HEAR ME?!"

"I'm not a female dog! I'm a male bear sooo, technically MA SIR, I am not a bitch!"

".... Ya seriously don't know who I am? Hmmm... Well, the name's Scourge! Now get out."

"You?! Someone as scrawny and weak as you are won't last second out there!"

"Oh! So you're just gonna walk away then?!"

"… Why do ya keep callin' me sir, ya punk?"

"Damn right you're sorry!!"

"Heh...hehehe.....hehehaaaa! Where ya goin', lil' bun-bun!?? HAHAHAHAAA!!!"

"...... I... I knew I couldn't trust ya!!! I ... I HATE YOU!!!!"

"That really hurt... It hurt worse than any beer bottle to the head..."

"Say... would ya mind keepin' this conveniently placed box empty for me? I really REALLY like this box... Perhaps I like it even more than this scrawny pink-haired fool over here. It sure talks less."

"... The flowers fought back."

"I'm just bein' creative here! Cre^ativity is keee_eyyyyyy!!!!~ ♬ Hahahaaaaaa!!!!"

"Look at you! LOOK AT YOU!!!~ You are perfect now. In pieces... all over the ground... it was meant to be this way~!"

*Talking to himself* "Heheheheahahaa! What's that? You really think that you're safe now?? No, I didn't say that, I was saying that we have a little break before we have to deal with something else! Oh I bet we're right! Hehehe!! That's how the story goes!..."

"Bear necessities, man..."

"I-I don't have a "soft" side! I'm always hard! ..  fuck wait no, that didn't sound right at all."

"How 'bout we go 'splorin?"

"Buzz buzz mother hecker!"

"So, does this "fun" involve... Murder?~ :)"

"Oh my God! Marshmallows!!"

"Oh what? Sorry. I was busy thinkin' bout which bones I wanna break on him first.~"

"Hahahahahaa! I'm just kiddin'! Why would I break random bones on ya when I could just tear out your vocal chords and listen to you struggle to scream?~ Or I could do both!"

"Shut the fuck up already! You're voice is so annoyin' that my ears are tired of hearin' ya! That includes the missin' one too!"

"Have I ever told ya how adorable ya look when ya search a corpse?~"

"... DISCORD?! Holy shit, you're still alive?!?!"

"Oh I'm real alright! Do these teeth feel like fiction to ya?!?!"

"Ya know, you'd make a fine necklace, even with your pathetic lil' teeth.~ And I bet ya got some nice blood in ya too... Let's find out!!! :D"

"... Call me crazy, but I think that fur just turned into a puddle!"

"No no no no no no no no!!! No hugs! I'm allergic to hugs!! ... BLANCA NO!!!"

"Ugh... I think I threw up in my mouth a bit..."

"Hahaha!!! He's just tired.. He needs rest! Right Tao?? RIGHT TAO?!?!! Hahaha!!"

"Wh-whoa! What the hell is this?!? I'm dead! okay??? That's it, end of story! ... unless I'm havin' another nightmare... OH BOY HERE WE GO!"

"WAIT JUST A DIDDLY DARN SECOND!"

"Prepare yourself babe! I'm 'bout to deliver ya some hell with with free shippin'!~ Ahahahahaaaaa!!!"

"u-uhh... so. yeah, ya got a lot of jellybeans... why so many? What are ya plannin' woman?!"

"YA WANT ME TO WHAT NOW?!?!?"

"DON'T RUSH ME THIS IS A SERIOUS THING FOR ME OKAY?!?"

"... It's gonna eat through my insides and tear me apart when I'm sleepin', just ya wait!! Oh... I already feel light-headed! It's gonna kill me!!!"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I WAS STEPPIN' ON THE FUCKIN' THING!!! EUAGHHH!!!!!"

"AHHAAHHH!!! WHAT THE HECKITY HECK IS THIS?!?"

"Ohhh! I swear, I'd kick your ass right now if ya weren't surrounded by jellybeans!! Consider yourself lucky!"

"0w0' "

" It's like you're beggin' me to kill ya every time ya open that trap of yours!!"

"I guess we're gonna also have to help out with that since no one else here has more than two brain cells to work with! I mean, I at least have three."

"Trust me... this is relevant."

"...Everyone always questions me 'bout the grass!"

"Steve's bein' a dick! -_-"

"Well, we both know that I have the social capacity of an introverted fruit fly... SO you better handle this."

"Weeeeeellll I mean, it's not like he drove an entire sword through my back or anything. Noooo, not at all. That never fuckin' happened, huh?"

"Oh my God... you're that dude with the funny hat that I see in Tao's internet once in a while! Wow! Aren'tcha like... a porn star or somethin'?"

"Alrighty... Daddy's home and Daddy's here to kick y'all outta that corner."

"There's nothin' wrong with gettin' a bit hyper when ever I have the chance to tear someone open and play with their perfectly fresh blood!"

"Dude! ... I just got bitch-slapped by a fish! A fish!! What is this forest turnin' into?!"

"Yooo! I got blankets, pillows, and marshmallows! It's like a party but.. minus the party part 'cause I hate parties."

"I don't even know what gamblin' is! What I do know is... I'mma fuckin' kill her!"

"There's so many of them! And they all look so harmless and innocent.~ All of them are probably leadin' some pretty decent lives with successful careers and families. Each and everyone of 'em full of memories and stories... I can't wait to see all that come to an end right under my fingertips -- erm i mean claw tips! Hahahahaha!!~"

"It's showtime, punk!!"

"Oh my God... He's ... He's so cute! I can't handle these levels of cuteness!! "

"PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YA LIMP BISCUIT!!!"

"Watch her for me. I got sketchy shit to do."

"... What the fuck??   ಠ   ͟ʖ  ಠ   "

"Just let me enjoy this moment for a second more... it's not everyday that I get to cover myself in whipped cream!"

"OOOOOWWWWWW I BROKE MY RIBCAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"DON'T YOU DARE USE MY WHOLE NAME!!!! I'LL TEAR YOUR BONES YOUR OUT AND GRIND 'EM TO DUST!!! HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

"Whaddya want? Can'tcha see I'm havin' a moment here?..."

"Hey, hey ugly! Get outta my forest! Yeah, ya heard me! Get outta here! Before I tear your limbs off! Haha!"

"AHHHHHHHH!!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU PYGMY WHORE!!!! RRRRAAAAAARGH!!!"

"I... I JUST WANNA BE LEFT ALONE! I WANT THIS TO GO AWAY! MAKE IT END!!! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, COME FIGHT ME! COME KILL ME! COME AND TAKE WHAT YOU WANT, SEE IF I FUCKIN' CARE!!! I NEVER CARED!!! Is this... the best you... got? : )"

"This is... Fine. I got better things to do anyways so... Screw you, water!"

"oh screw this I'm goin' hooo-what the frack!??!"

"W-WHY THIS?! WHY THIS HUH??!! UGGHHH!!! I'M SO TIRED OF EVERYTHING GOIN' WRONG!!! NOTHIN' EVER GOES RIGHT FOR ME, BUT THIS IS JUST BULLSHIT!!!"

"... Babe, hold me. I'm scared. This is scary.  ._."

".... oh no.... so this is how I die... damn allergies!"

"Y'all have families to go too. And I could care less. "

"MY RETINAS ARE ON FIRE!!!!! "

" Hehe hehh...heh... oh I'm still sad..."

"I'm gonna make him into a morbid Halloween decoration!!!"

"Yeah... let's not try to have conversations with ourselves yet. I talk to myself enough as it is..."

"Huzzah! I'm the Scourge of Christmas present! Man I've waited forever to make that reference... Wait, I hate Christmas. Shit."

"I'm not drunk, don't ask questions... :'D "

"Blood makes good ink."

"I g-gotta get outta here b'fore I kill my freakin' wife! :D "

"Oh quit tryin' to fuckin' flatter me! It ain't gonna save ya."

"Awww, there's my lil' Satan spawn~"

"Ya know what, y'all are grounded!"

"I'm pretty sure that I know what my own desires are. And right now my cold, lil' heart is tellin' me that there's plenty of guts to spill here!~"

"I'll tear it right off of him if he comes near me! I-I'll gouge out his eyes... And I'll make him eat them! Y-yeah!"

"Fuck off with ya!! I hope you choke on a fish bone!"

"Let's go ruin some lives, shall we?~"

"Tell the Devil I said hi, and that I'll be back in hell to collect my paycheck soon."

"Now you... jeez. Ya gonna be alright? Ya look like ya watched someone put a hamster in a garbage disposal! And I don't even know what a hamster is..."

"I'm always so busy with........ um...... "busy-ness!"   ._.' "