Incorrect Quotes with Kessler's OCs
Incorrect Quotes with some OCs that belong to Kessler. Mainly Asteria, Kiaze, Server and my Corwin. All Incorrect Quotes are from Tumblr.
Asteria: Why are you like this?
Kiaze: I used too much ‘No More Tears’ shampoo as a child and haven’t felt a single emotion since then.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
[At battlefield]
Kiaze: How did you guys find me?
Asteria: We heard a huge explosion.
Server: And wondered now who could that person be.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Kiaze: What are you doing here?
Corwin: I could ask you the same question.
Kiaze: This is my house.
Corwin: I could ask you a different question.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Corwin: I win
Kiaze: I’m literally pinning you down.
Corwin: I know
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Asteria: ‘Sleepy’ is so much cuter than ‘tired’. Everyone needs to stop saying ‘tired’ and start saying ‘sleepy’.
Server: I’m so sleepy of your shit.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Corwin: I only take pictures of beautiful things.
Asteria: These are pictures of your boyfriends, Kiaze and Server.
Corwin: I did not stutter.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Corwin: I’m actually concerned for people who complain about how different one looks without make-up.
Corwin: Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a person’s eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?
Kiaze: Babies have no concept of object permanence.
Corwin: That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve heard. And that is why I love you
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Server, to Kiaze: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Kiaze: That’s not a lot of inches.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Server: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say.
Kiaze: Too unrealistic.
Kiaze: Settle for bondage like the rest of us.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Kiaze: I am, as the kids say, awake.
Server: Do you mean woke?
Kiaze: I did mean that but it is grammatically incorrect.