// Clown Syndrome is NO joke! //
Clown Syndrome is a deathly illness granted by exiting the comforts of Nevada, and into the terrifying outside realm. [ WE DO NOT ADVISE VENTURING OUTSIDE ]
The symptoms of this sickness vary, but according to our research team the symptoms are as follows:
Exaggerated shaking and muscle spasms
Occasional momentary memory loss
Blood forming and dripping out of the mouth
Uncontrollable thought process
Drastic increase in strength and durability
Drastic increase in aggressiveness
Long-term exposure to CS will cause the victim to overwork their body, causing a collapse in all vital organs which leads to death. This is unfortunately inevitable.
A cure is currently unknown. Yet this sickness is also unable to be transmitted in any way, shape, or form.
If you see any fellow grunts with CS.. Inform your nearest Agent! They will handle the rest.
But don’t fret! As the chances of your loved ones or any acquaintances contracting CS are catastrophically low, as per compliance by Nevadian law.
// FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH NEVADIAN REGULATIONS WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT //
// YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED //
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> psst.. hey. you don’t have to follow these.. “guidelines”. just don’t get caught by the ""law"" and you're good :)