Type: Private Boarding school
Location: New England, USA
Classes: Art, Biology, Chemistry, English, Geography, Gym, History, Home Economics, Math, Music, Photography and Shop.
STAFF
| Dr. Crabblesnitch Faculty • Headmaster "No expulsions this month! Am I growing soft?" | Ms. Danvers Faculty • Secretary "Students are reminded that ridiculous haircuts reflect badly; not only on themselves, but on the academy as a whole." | Mr. Burton Faculty • Gym Teacher "Ah, dodgeball! How I love the sound of boys crying in the morning!" |
NOTIFICATION's
FOOTBALL TRYOUTS!
We are currently looking for more Bro's to join our team and lead us to victory!
No Nerds allowed!
- Ted Thompson
Class Schedule
Morning classes start at 9am sharp and ends at 11:30am.
Afternoon classes resume after lunch at 1pm until 3:30pm.
Curfew
Curfew is at 11pm. If you are caught after curfew, you will be sent to your room immediately.
Lost popularity!
If found, please return to Beatrice.
Love - Mandy
Beware
Crazy old man behind the school.
May have rabies.
Don't feed him!
Roleplaying Guild
Looking for new members.
Especially girls.
- Contact Melvin.
Gym Class
Tired of being a wimp?
Better get your butt to gym class.
- Burton
Need money?
Harrington House employs poor students for menial work.
Please see Chad or Gord.
Lost cat
Black cat, answers to name of "Malevich".
Please return to Ms. Philips in Art room.
Football Team
If you miss practice, don't bother showing up again. Broken bones is no excuse.
- Burton
Bad Maths Grades?
See me and we can work something out.
-Mr. Hattrick
Mascot Assaulted
Beating up the mascot is funny, but not allowed.
- Burton
Astronomy Club
Meeting postponed due to jock attacks.
Harrington House Social Event
Monday at 7:00 PM.
By invitation only.
Museum Trip CANCELLED
Money needed for football team.
- Burton
Pillow Fight
Tonight.
Girl's dorm.
No boys allowed.
Cheerleading Tryouts
Beatrice, you didn't make it.
Again.
Love - Mandy
Rules are Regulations
Section I - Peer to Peer BehaviourRules concerning interpersonal behaviour at Bullworth Academy
Section I, Article I - Do unto others
All students are expected to behave in a civilized manner reflecting the institution's upstanding morals and principles.
No bullying or harassment of other students, whether physical or verbal, will be tolerated. Students found in violation of this rule will face disciplinary action commensurate with the offence, to be determined by the principle of Bullworth Academy.
Section I, Article II - Fighting
There shall be absolutely no fighting or physical skirmishing of any kind. Violators of this rule will be met with the harshest of punishment, and repeat offenders will be summarily expelled. Furthermore, witnesses of instances of fisticuffs shall report to the nearest teacher or prefect immediately. The preservation of peace and gentility at the school is paramount.
Section I, Article III - Gender Relations
There are to be no displays of affection with the opposite sex. Appropriate behaviour is expected form students of both genders at all times. Any and all impropriety on campus must be reported to the nearest teacher or prefect.
Section II - Safety
Rules to ensure on-campus caution and safety.
Section II, Article I - Orderly Conduct
Haste is a sure path to accident and injury. For the safety of yourself and your peers, Bullwoth Academy mandates a strict no-running policy. Students must walk on school grounds in an orderly manner. This will help avoid collisions, nasty spills and trips to the school infirmary.
Section II, Article II - Bicycles
Bicyclists are required to ride in a safe and courteous manner on campus. Bicycle tricks and other reckless riding are absolutely prohibited. Students planning on riding a bicycle during the school year are required to sign a waiver form. Bicycles are never permitted indoors and must be kept at designated bike racks. Student must mind the security of their own bicycles - chaining and locking is highly recommended. However, in the case of bicycle theft, perpetrators will be disciplined with the strictest recourse by the Academy Principle.
Section III - School Property & Privileges
Rules to remind students of the privileges and responsible use of school property.
Section III, Article I - Student Lockers
Student lockers are only to be used for storing school books and coursework materials.
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Section IIII - Curfew
Section IIII, Article I - Curfew
Section V - Personal standards & Hygiene
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