United Morons of America is a historical comedy/slice of life webcomic series on youtube //www.youtube.com//

It is set in a world where all fifty states of America have real life personifications. That are as old as the state they represent, if not older!


Any comic can be set in any time in USA history. From 1657 to 2017, any topic reinvent to west and that sweet old american dream!


But there isn't just fifty characters! Yes you heard me right! Any places in the world have been turned into people. Like the provinces and territories of Canada, the mexican states, native american tribes, And the russian federation republics. Plus more! If I get around to it...


Fun Facts!


The states can't be killed!... At least like humans!


Yes, you just heard that right. There is no way to kill a state in a normal human way. If you stab them, vary little blood will come out, if any. If you starve them, they'll be in horrible pain, but will live. If only a little passed out looking... That being said, the only way you can make them bleed is if a bloody war happens or a harsh attack from a other being like them. If a lot of people in their land dies near the same time, they bleed bad. But don't worry! Nothing bloody ever happens in USA history...

It's hard to tell what can kill them. Maybe loseing their land to harsh enemies or lose of the hole US! Who knows? And who wants to find out?


Most of them show up years before becoming a state...


I say becoming a state, because none of them where born states. Really, no one knows if their even born at all! Because normally what happens is a another state finds a vary young (3 to 5 normally) state walking around not knowing what their doing. And or that young state realized they can't die or get hurt easily. But again, this is by far not always the case. And this is just the slight norm.


There not always up to date...


A lot of states are vary old fashion, they don't mean to be like that. But they tend to be connected to the time period they where born in. If it's the late 1890s, then they tend to know a lot of that time and place. If it's the mid-1600s then it's that. But of course they can learn just as much as any person can. Just give them time ok?


They can't give birth.


Yeah, it sucks. But it's true. Pennsylvania hates that. And to add onto that fact they have a lack of sexual feelings, or the feeling to have (or in this case make) a family. Not that none of them can think or feel like this sometimes. Especially the idea of having a family, but they don't need one to be happy.



And last thing I want to say is that yes, this is based off the idea of Hetalia. But none of the characters or hopefully plots are taken from it. And overall the comics hear are vary diffrent in tone them Hetalia.                                It's not just Hetalia for Americans.


That's it! If you want to know anything more, just come and ask me ok? Have fun!