Purple Zircon's Links
“She’s fun to mess with. I don’t even want to date her that much, I just love seeing her all grumpy and flustered because she can’t handle how unbelievably attractive and amazing I am.”
“I. Hate. Him. So. Much. He’s always trying to hit on me and follows me around and- ugh! If it wasn’t illegal and morally wrong, I’d absolutely shatter his dumb ass. No question.”
“Er... I’m not gay or anything, but he is kinda hot. No homo. Still heterosexual. I definitely like girls only. Yeah.”
“Heh, dumbass. He still pretends he’s straight, but I know he’s got a thing for me.”