π Crasher (Roller)'s Links
"She...she's so beautiful TTATT<3333" "The years haven't done anything but make her prettier---WHY CAN'T SHE REMEMBER ME???"
"HOOLIGAN!!" Much to poor Roller's or 'Crasher's' dismay, Cream can't remember him at all. His physical changes being enough for her not to give him a second thought or try to scrape her mind for memories. She just knows he looks 'scary' and for whatever reason really seems to love juice and all things fruits. Kinda reminds her of something but she can't tell what or who.
"He's a sweet kid, I still wonder where he came from---Eh well---least he's ok w' me so I don't care"
"Oh! The strong juice guy! Haha! He's pretty cool! His coat is nice too! I wished mom would chill out more, she's always worried he's some thief or whatever. He hasn't stolen anything mommmm"
"Babs above WHY is this guy such a pain? Doesn't he have anything better to do??? Of all the Babs who could've recognized me from college it had to be him...WHY COULDN'T IT BE HER??? TTATT I guess he's sorta 'elped with business or whatever but his damn puns need to go!"
Macdad absolutely adores going to Roller's juice stand called Tropical Splash. Not only does he get fruit juice to keep his dashing good looks, but he gets to bombard Roller with the best of his jokes. Roller often tells him to leave, but Macdad knows he's probably just shy. He tries to remember to call Roller by his alias "Crasher", but since he got used to calling him Roller from their college days, sometimes he slips out Roller's real name. (Otherwise he hints to it with many, many "roll" puns)
Pie is openly addicted to the juice Crasher makes and will come to his stand about 10 times per day. She also does a horrible job hiding the obvious crush she has on him, but she knows he's hopelessly love-strucked by her sister Cream. She offers him sympathy towards his banishment from the library and seeing Cream by telling him various good things and happenings about her sister.