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omg! you're so cute with only one eye, imagine if you had two! you could be like... the hottest guy EVER.... unless the eyepatch is what's doing it, then maybe you should keep that feller on...
.. excuse me??
heya cutie! have you met any hot demons? hot besides the fire.... or like, with, whatever floats your boat?
wow! you're so cute adaline! i know the piano too — i mean, some people say the electric keyboard and the piano are different, but they're basically the same thing, riiight? they both have keys and play music, what else is there to do? i betcha you're a great show to watch!
h-huh..?! i'm... i'm not really, uh.. aah! um... um... m-movin’ on..! they're, er... q... quite different, as a matter of fact. they produce different kinda sounds and they're made for different kindsa m-music. i, uh... ‘m not really all that great..! i just do... what i'm instructed to do.
luuuupa.... lupa, lupa, lupa.... is that your real name? if so, your parents did a great job! you're quite the doggy for a loan shark — woof, woof, woof! do you like treats? i ate a dog treat once for a bet, and i didn't get the money... sounds like something you should help me with!
Doesn't matter if it's my real name or not. I'm not the kind to giggle over your stupid stories, so unless you're gonna pay for my services: get lost. Dont'cha gotta go find a real job, or whatever the parents say?
would you rather have a variety performer kid or a comedian daughter? both i think... we should be twins, damien...
Oh my goodness... you know, I've dabbled in comedy myself on a few occasions, though certainly not as much as you. Mind teaching me a thing or two? Why, if we performed together, with the right combination I'm sure we'd be a sight to behold!
can you sign your signature on my forehead so i can get it tattooed? i want the name "noddsy poppy-doodle" on my face forever that shit rocks.
…oh, well, if you insist! it’s a pretty bizzare request, but i’m happy to! regardless, thank you, i picked it myself! quite refined, don’t you agree?
exotic animal vet? i’m a party animal, can you take me? as a doctor with a major in giggles and a minor in chuckles, i diagnose you need some! so how about that, willow — why don’t we help each other out!
nnn... no... woof. there's... there's, theeere's no need, i'm... meow, i'm for animals, mals. if yyy... you... if you needededed, a doctor, you... shhh... should find... one, that - rat-a-tat-tat - isn't for... animals. woof. i don't thhh... think. uh. we ca-ca... can help. each other. bah.
how many feathers could rochelle featherswallow swallow if rochelle featherswallow could swallow feathers?!
do you want to find out? i have a lot of feathers actually.. for.. cool reasons.
you're quite the looker, miss wendy! i would stare at you with my massive peepers all day! and if you were my waitress i'd give you all the money in my wallet! which is a lot, because I'm famous!
(but it's actually not a lot, because i don't carry around a wallet!)
damn girl you are so cute! your hair must take forever and that’s comin’ from me! i could bend you into a little pretzel! … acrobats are the stretchy ones, ya?
Suuuper stretchy! I can lie all the way on my belly and touch my nose with my toes, ya know. It's true! Whattabout you, sweetheart? I work with clowns all the time, so yah might have tah work just a bit harder to make me laugh!
why did the storyteller cross the street? to... get to the other page!
Tell me a funny joke. Pwetty pwease?