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Huh... I can see the appeal in you. You're... *cute*, and I'd almost say handsome before I saw the buck teeth, haha. Lots of girls think it's attractive when guys are good with kids; can't say I'm one of them, but even still, you're kinda...
kinda?! kinda what..!!? well, uhm, you're real pretty too, ophélie, heheh! i bet being a matchmaker is a lotta work with all the personality matching you've gotta do.. i'd get tired in a heart-beat! pun intended, hah!
Why would I need to... simulate dating? That's for shut-in dorks like you. Talk to me once you've spoken to a real girl before, why don't you.
Oh! Oh! You're like that blogger girl! I've heard of you! I *know* you — you do the lovey dovey stuff for the lovey dovey people! Maybe we can collaborate, cuz you must be really, really good at dating simulators!
A working man good with his hands with a mysterious secret about a missing eye... hehe, I cover my eye too, but it's not missing or anything..! Still, I think it's cute - freckles too? God, with a little cleaning, you wouldn't be half bad, Nori. Not at all: more handsome, I'd say...
Huh… what about my eye? I don’t really know what you’re talking about. You’re… really pink. Hard to look at.
You think I’m mysterious…? :flushed:
Mary... Magdalene..? Like that woman from the Bible? Christ, I went to Catholic school as a kid, and I thought I left all that bullshit behind then. Clearly, you didn't though... *God*.
Such a pretty dress, I wonder where you got it, was it handmade? I enjoy the patterns.
One. Okay, your name is just... One. Like you were made in a test tube, or something. I'm sure they made you super strong or whatever, and that's why you're a body guard. Protect me, m'kay?
... Okay.
Hm... I guess. Even if I wasn't a matchmaker, I think I would still be pretty love...y. Still, it's a lot better than this... moth shit you've got going on. Do you show up to court like this? *Really*? God, no wonder you're just an assistant.
You're...very pink! Th-That's not a bad thing, n-not at all! I-I may not prefer pink, b-but I don't...dislike pink...? I guess the inspiration for your style is your...m-matchmaking? C-Correct?
If you say so, dude. I don't really know what the fuck you're talking about. If you two break it off, don't come running to me for help, cuz I really have no idea who the hell else would want some... weird puppet guy.
O-hoh! A matchmaker... Now, Miss, I'm sure your discerned eyes and judgement can tell that Ivan and I are certainly a perfect match, yes? I know... that... when I'm with them, domination of the Digital World is within the reach of our fingertips...
Two. Your name is... Two. Like that other person's name is just One. Did your parents not love you, or something?
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Well, with a talent like bodyguard, they probably didn't. Maybe that's why you're so... *like that*.
M.. My parents?! W-What's that got to do with my name..? But.. But.. aghh.. What are you even SAYING?!
H-Hey - Hold on.. aren't you t.. that matchmaker? P.. Please, you HAVE to help me!
Is this who that Ettie guy was talking about...? Okay, this makes sense, you're both weird. Freaks of a feather flock together, or whatever. Matchmade in... nerd heaven, I guess.
Ooo, a country boy, are you? Or… woodland, I suppose… I’ve known a lot of country boys from living in Louisiana, and I can already say you’re cuter than most of them… Good with your hands, aren’t you~? Hm hm..!
I mean, I'm not really a *country* boy or a *woodland* boy. Just uh, a regular guy? I don't see the point in trying to categorize me like uh... merchandise. But er, you do you.
It shouldn’t be hard to matchmake you, Mayumi you’re… eccentric, yes, but excitable too — a lot of people quite like that in girls, I’d say. Maybe if you dressed outside of the children’s section it’d be easier…
You don’t smell like fish, do you? Eugh, that’ll ward them off plenty, if you’re into that.
Not hard to matchmake ME? WOOOWWOWOWOW!! You really think so? I’m blushing! There really ARE fish in the sea, huh? Hehe! For you, too!
Ehh??? Get the fuck away from me, asshole! What the hell is wrong with you?! Some people are destined to be alone forever when they look like *this*!
Ah-hah-hah.
We are never lonely, Matchmaker. We are alwayszz together. We alwayszz have ourssselveszz. But We think your tasssk would be a noble one. The pairing-off of sssolitary sssoulszz… We admire the pursssuit of unity.
What do you think makesss for a better pair, Matchmaker? Two opposssite pieceszz, or two identical halveszz?
My my, aren't you a shy little thing? There are plenty of people who like the nervous, delicate lady type. You won't be hard to match... unless you've got teeth under all that lace...
Shy...? Oh, I suppose you could call it that. I say it is more staying in-line. Ah- Please, do not waste your talent on somebody like me. Why not find a pair for my Lady, instead? She is far more deserving than I ever could be. That way you also do not have to worry about these ah... metaphorical "teeth".
God, whale watcher..? Don't you think you're a little old to be doing things like this? Well, it probably won't be hard to find you some pair — there's always a fish in the sea, or whatever they say.
heehee... things like what...? my job isn't for kids... they don't know how to steer boats. hm, hm...! there are plenty of fish in the sea, and you help everyone find the right match. i'm very interested in your services...
My father was a businessman, you know. Not a... gothic, pale, vampiric one, but a businessman nonetheless. I thought you were kind of handsome, Mister Vertrag, but your personality is clearly rough around the edges, isn't it? Hm, hm... I know some girls who quite like a man like that...
A matchmaker... [He grimaces slightly]
I have no business with someone who partakes in romantic match-ups, I'd rather not see your face or your... pinkiness ever again.