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*yelling*
pleasestopyellingpleasestopyellingpleasestopyellingpleasestopyellingpleasestopyellingpleasestopyellingpleasestopyelling
Only if you listen to my extensive and - frankly - almost esoteric thoughts on why Jordan Peterson is bad and has been bad the whole time. WHY is everyone acting like this is NEW news, like they JUST found out. It’s been written on the wall this whole time! Man’s a fraud with no strong convictions outside of his own superiority, he doesn’t actually care about the men he claims to wanna help, he cares about money and power-
Hey dweeb. You want to buy me Chipotle. 😘
If you come near me, I’ll scream like a hare that’s been shot, don’t even fucking try me. Go away. I will cause a scene on purpose.
DENVER, MY MAIN MAAAN. MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER. BAJA BE THEY BLASTS, MY DUDE, HOW ARE YOU?
...You look like The Guy from Modern Baseball. Why on earth do you hang out with my second cousin. I have a lot of follow up questions. Do you want to talk about the upcoming election? I prommy I have good takes.
................................................... o-oka.y *starved for attention and a bit overwhelmed but entranced by the absolute freak before him*
While I am impressed with your tenacity, Dayson, I am disgusted by the person before me. Who let you think it was okay to be this genre of dweeb in public.
No flamerz <3 I'm gonna write a hit piece about you. Don't like? Don't read!
How come *you've* got a girlfriend?!
Aww, cranky because I'm more fuckable than you?
YOU CAN HEAR THAT-?!
Quit slamming doors and crying so loud in the goddamn shower, I've got a fucking migraine.
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
Can you please clean up a bit :) and try to act normal :) I have some friends coming over soon :) and if they see how you live, they're going to call the ASPCA :) because you are living like an animal :) and if people find out my adult son who hasn't moved out yet is indistinguishable from a feral cat, I'm never going to hear the end of it :))) I'm saying this because I love you :)))))))
*Quietly watching him color from a distance*
*Coloring, trying to pretend he doesn't see Denver, because if Denver realizes he can see him he'll leave*
I'm what
HEY DENNY~ Heard you were giving the gang a lift to the mall! thanks, bud! can i spot you gas or lunch or something? I think Mia made a fucking buck on Only Fans and I'm her little pogchamp (platonic) so I can spot the cash :3