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The contract is still active for another 6 month period. Therefore, as per section 9B part vi, I am still required to cook you breakfast in bed. You have no say. The contract says so. Do you want hash browns?
As stated in section 12A part iiv of your contract, we're permitted to hold hands. Required, actually. Give me your hand. Now.
I didn't realise my son in law was a complete refrigerator.
Well I guess I have a dad now. Or is he my uncle...?
Don't think this means I take any responsibility for anything you do, buckaroo
Uncle Gunwale, you're my dad in law!
Yes, my hair is green. And yes, I smell. But those two things are completely unrelated.
Do you have a problem pip-squeak?
E-excuse me sir... b-but... your hair is green... is that normal?
or are you just that stinky?
If my nephew is allowed to sleep and fart inside that house then I should at least be able to sit my ass on your sofa.
If you enter the house, please do not sit on the furniture
or touch anything
actually, stay outside
Yeah, I can get you bambi for the ps2. But only in exchange for some 'Men 13 in 1'. I hear it includes: Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, peanut butter, gatorade, milk, tin foil, tennis shoes, dental floss and eye drops. If I'm gonna use deodorant I'm going to do it the way god intended.
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.