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Give me your teeth. I mean we can hang out and all, but you don't have to wear a muzzle around me! How about just one tooth? Also, I think you need a hug. No one seems to like you. But I do!
Ruby says a friendly hello!
Ruby is too scared to say hi, so told me to pass along a friendly hello! You should try going to say hi to Ruby, show Ruby you're not that scary!
Ooooh really? I can take the chance to get all kinds of ingredients if she doesn't need them! Thanks for telling me, Oliver! I'll be of much help.
Like a good neighbor, Oliver is here!
But if I ever need you, if I call for you like that, will you appear?
Oliver, question. Whose blood do you think would taste better? Mine or Ruby's?
So you don't have like, a favorite blood type? Does it even taste good? If you can't even enjoy the taste that'd be tragic! That's the best part of food!
Well, that just sounds boring! Don't you miss like... food? With all kinds of flavors and textures?
A nuisance. Obsessed with my teeth for some reason? Seems nice enough when he puts down the pliers.
I honestly couldn't say I dislike the kid but he's a bit overwhelming. Maybe in time.
...A friendly... hello..?
I see. Well I don't think approaching someone who is afraid of me would be very kind. Thank you for passing along the message though. You can let go now.
Hey kid, that lady over there said she needs help clearing out her old garden so she can replant. You should go help her.
Luke, now is most certainly not the time.
I... yeah. Sure.
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Blood is blood, kid. If it's not rotting it all tastes the same.
I hate to break it to you but blood is not food. It doesn't have the same varieties at all.
You're a giant. Lift me up, and help me tie down Oliver for his teeth. You can have one too. He's got two of them after all!
Aw you know Oliver isn't that scary, you should get to know him!
You know he doesn't seem to want to scare you, we need to get you over your fear of getting your blood sucked out of you! What if one day he REALLY needs a drink of blood? Someone needs to step up for him!
I look at you and think, wow, if I was a vampire, you'd probably have really tasty blood I bet. Mine not so much. So it's up to you!
Sorry kid, I don't have a death wish. Come get me when you need some birds scared off. Or to chill. Without assaulting our neighbor. Who I would like to remind you is a blood-sucking vampire. I like having my blood, thank you.
I like you Luke... but I have no interest in getting to know your vampire friend. Feel free to pass along a friendly hello from me though.
You are aware you have blood as well, right? Why wouldn't you just offer yours?
...Right. I'll _definitely_ keep that in mind should such an occasion arise.
Do you have any idea how expensive ingredients get? She's growing them right there and is great at it! Plenty to spare!
Huh but Oliver is nice! I think you should try to be a little nicer to him.
Pretty sure he's stolen from my garden. Little shit.
Don't ever listen to Oliver again, he's trouble.
Seems kind of confused? Don't they know where they're at? Well, he's going to show them all kinds of fun magic! Might add some glittery stars to their face, would go well with the stickers! He really likes their stickers! He wants to put more stickers on them.
You should get Oliver blood oranges! A fruit basket full of them! He'll love them!
A cute little magician. He's probably the nicest in town and is easy to be around. He says odd things sometimes but who doesn't here? At least he likes my stickers.
I may try that! Thank you for the suggestion!
I don't like how she looks at me... She seems really interested in my magic, which is fine, I'm proud of it. But he doesn't think he should ever visit her house.
Someone actually competent in his craft, one of the most powerful witches she's met and therefore a great subject of study! She wonders if she could drain his magical power for-- Ah, never mind. : )