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You can tie yourself to a post, and make yourself useful. For minimum wage.
Vampires can smell fear you know. Might wanna work on that.
You know if we work together we could get rid of the neighborhood bloodsucking parasite. Then you'd be safe. Wanna team up, scarecrow?
Potential friend.
Oh.
I feel less than inclined after your previous statement. That and I have no experience dealing with vampires. I think I'll choose to sit this one out.
I think he's the guy who has the yard I throw the weeds into? I don't know, guy slouches, stop it, looks lame. Good glasses choice though.
Hey fuckface.
You wanna fight? Come at me, pale bitch.
Actually, before we fight, you're like Luke's keeper or something right? Got any like, vampire hypnosis to get him to get the fuck out of my garden?
Ok yeah, we need to fight now for sure. Gonna feed you to my plants, get ready disheveled fuckface.
You'll be the fertilizer for the new plants. Your werewolf clients aren't ever going to see you again. Going to tie you up and leave you in the sun to burn.
What kind of witch do you think I am? Hope you're ready to have spiky vines wrapped around your neck.
Look just be a good neighbor and help out. You can deal with a few little weeds, right? It's good for you to get out anyway, see, doing you a favor, buddy.
And no one needs some bloodsucking parasite in the neighborhood either. Probably be a favor if the weeds drove you out.
Same goes for you, pal. Hell you don't seem like you want anyone around you, but lucky you, you got Luke following you around like some puppy after your teeth. That's all you got, but I guess it's fine for some loner for no one to like them.
Yeah who is going to trust something that feeds on blood? That they need to live too? *Cigarette to mouth, puffs smoke out in his face over the fence* We really shouldn't let vampires just run around freely if you ask me.
Maybe they'll come back one day, hell we can always start them back up _now_ if you want. And don't care, you smell like smoke now, get it all over your house, all I needed.
Is that the person I constantly hear yelling at her television? God I wish she'd get better at those games. Clearly she needs improvement if they're causing that much frustration.
Next time I find a weed in my yard I'm taking all the fleas I get off the dogs at work and I'm throwing them in her house.
Woman, I swear to God, and I do not do so lightly, if I find another weed in my yard there will be consequences.
Pale..?! Alright, but remember you started this.
Oh yeah, totally. Hang on.
What plants?
What, are you going to call on your army of flying monkeys to help? Because I very much doubt you could do much on your own.
The kind that harasses someone for no reason? Had you just thrown out your weeds properly we wouldn't be having this conversation.
How do you think I even noticed the weeds? I came outside before you started trashing my yard. You don't do anyone around here any favors with your presence. You're more of a weed than a relentless Dandelion.
As if you're any better? Does anyone in this town actually like you?
Was that supposed to be a dig? Because if so your shovel's broken. If I wanted people to like me I sure as hell would have an easier time of it than you.
How many ages has it been since a vampire actually had to drink blood from a live source? It's a shame witch trials are a thing of the past. Much like vampire hunting. Then maybe we'd both get our way. It's also rather juvenile to blow smoke in the face of someone that doesn't even breathe.
Pretty sure he's stolen from my garden. Little shit.
Don't ever listen to Oliver again, he's trouble.
Do you have any idea how expensive ingredients get? She's growing them right there and is great at it! Plenty to spare!
Huh but Oliver is nice! I think you should try to be a little nicer to him.
When Sunny moved into the neighborhood, decided it'd be fun to give a potted plant to them as a housewarming gift. Yeah, the kind that will bite at human flesh if given the chance. Meant as a joke. Seems harmless though, and not annoying, she's cool with them.
You might want to get rid of the plant. Unless you want to die.
Seems a little cold but was one of few that actually welcomed me to the neighborhood. Even if it was with a plant that bit me quite hard. Those do seem pretty common around here though. Maybe it's the traditional housewarming gift? Hard to say but it stopped biting me when I started feeding it mice. Unfortunately it does seem to be getting bigger so I'm not too sure how much longer mice will satisfy it...
I kinda want to offer to play games with her but she seems a bit aggressive even for me. Maybe we can start with something simple?
O-oh? Is it poisonous? Uh... I guess I'll just put it in the compost then.
Wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole. Her smiles are so fake they kind of make her sick. Always so curious, shouldn't stick her nose in places it doesn't belong.
Oh, the failure of a witch? She should really stop smoking, so bad for her lungs. Too distant for my taste, if she could give a tiny blood sample perhaps then they may even be friends.