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Potential friend.
Oh.
I feel less than inclined after your previous statement. That and I have no experience dealing with vampires. I think I'll choose to sit this one out.
You can tie yourself to a post, and make yourself useful. For minimum wage.
Vampires can smell fear you know. Might wanna work on that.
You know if we work together we could get rid of the neighborhood bloodsucking parasite. Then you'd be safe. Wanna team up, scarecrow?
Sorry kid, I don't have a death wish. Come get me when you need some birds scared off. Or to chill. Without assaulting our neighbor. Who I would like to remind you is a blood-sucking vampire. I like having my blood, thank you.
I like you Luke... but I have no interest in getting to know your vampire friend. Feel free to pass along a friendly hello from me though.
You are aware you have blood as well, right? Why wouldn't you just offer yours?
...Right. I'll _definitely_ keep that in mind should such an occasion arise.
You're a giant. Lift me up, and help me tie down Oliver for his teeth. You can have one too. He's got two of them after all!
Aw you know Oliver isn't that scary, you should get to know him!
You know he doesn't seem to want to scare you, we need to get you over your fear of getting your blood sucked out of you! What if one day he REALLY needs a drink of blood? Someone needs to step up for him!
I look at you and think, wow, if I was a vampire, you'd probably have really tasty blood I bet. Mine not so much. So it's up to you!
Mmmmnope.
Keeps their distance so I don't know them well. I get the distinct feeling they're afraid of me. A bit insulting but at least they leave me alone.
They seem nice, if a little shy. Sometimes they come hang out with me in the fields. I think they might be lonely. Makes sense since they're new to the neighborhood and all.
Probably the most normal person I've met here. Even if they do hang around in fields a lot, chasing birds. They seem happy though so what harm could it be?
Off-putting to say the least. Insists I get over my fears. Insults me and my career thinking I don't realize she is. It's easier to just avoid her. She's more focused on the less human neighbors anyway.
A human whose job is to scare off pesky birds and seems rather happy with a sad career like that. But who is she to judge? But scared of the vampire? Dear, there are lots of things to be scared of in this world, she thinks you should try to get bit once. She worked for a vampire before, they're not so scary!