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That lance looks awfully sharp-
"Piss me off and find out just how sharp it really is."
Your eyes... they're amazing! Is it magic? I think I can do the same with mine, but it's all circuitry, hahaha!
Nah, just born like this. That's pretty cool though, definitely a convenient trick to have!
That sword looks uh... dangerous- What uh- What do you use it for?
...uh. .. sorry, can't say!
You are SO on! My Koopa Troopa is gonna wreck you!
You. Me. Mario Kart Wii match. Let's go.
Hehehe! I was built with an innovative synthetic skin that absorbs humidity and allows it to evaporate without any harm to my interiors! A system check tells me there's a chance I might start rusting eventually, but that's not for at least another 47 years!
So do you rust or are you like, totally immune to water? Asking for science.
What exactly IS a Spirit Expeller? I'm really interested in knowing! Maybe we could talk over uh- well I can't really drink, but I can sure as chips treat you to some tea!
Oooh! I'd love to! Before that, though, a basic rundown of a Spirit Expeller is that they're demons that kill parasitic spirits that pray on mortals and influence their actions negatively.
Ooooh, those gloves look great on you! Does it feel breezy with that fishnet shirt on? Or does the jacket help?
I'm SO happy Summer ended, it always feels really firewalling hot even with my next-gen coolers, you know?
"Hey, Siri, Cortana -- whatever you are. I don't really care."
Recently, I learned that magnolias symbolize nobility. Is that little tweeter a king bird?
"Yeah, magic exists in my universe! I mean, I can't do it myself, but it definitely does. Mhm!"
Huh, so you enjoy this show called "Friends"? I see, I see. I do have it in my data banks, so maybe I should watch it if you recommend it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cpc7-a0XhA
Oh my god! You are so firewalling cool! Hey hey, how are you alive? Do you eat? I could buy you something, but I'd LOVE to hear about how you're still here!
... I don't know how I'm alive besides that I was reincarnated~ I do eat, but a lot of stuff tastes the same to me~ I'd love to talk about it too~!
So what DOES it entail to be a Virtue? Is it like- being a god? Or is it more like an immortal representation of an emotion? I love your ears!
Basically. I'm the praaaactically immortal personification of a moral or concept that humanity values, and I protect that value from evil goop monsters that want to basically make people... eh... well, not very nice. And thanks for the compliment. Your uh, hair's really nice as well. Yeah, pretty vibrant color.