The obnoxious friend.

indecent // unreliable // incorrigable

Story: an older version of Catband
Setting: New York City, 2007
Created: 2003


Full Name Craig Rives Age 23 Species Human
Nicknames Coral Reefs (by Dave), among others Birthday October 22, 1983 Gender Male
Prefers Craig Zodiac Scorpio Pronouns He/Him
Character Group Older characters Religion nonreligious Sexuality Straight
Group Role Dave's friend Background American Relationship Status Single
Day Job MTA subway conductor Birthplace Oklahoma Living Situation ???
This character dates from an older version of the comic, and may not have the same role, or any role, in the reboot. Maybe don't pick him for forum games or art unless you're really interested in him.

"I'm sorry about him, m'lady."

- Craig

Craig is Dave's flaky best friend. He's a smarm, a flirt and kind of sleazy. Obnoxious, thinks he’s God’s gift to women. Isn’t. Spends most of his time chasing women who want nothing to do with him.

Dave, his best friend and drinking buddy, puts up with him because (when he's not thinking from his pants) he's fun. Obsessive, especially about trains. He’s the little kid who wanted to be a subway conductor and actually grew up to do it.

No attention span. Kind of in-your-face and doesn't care who he insults. Cheerful, isn't easily put off. He likes fishing and cobbling together contraptions. In love with his terrible white Econoline van.

I don't know if I can ever bring myself to draw him in Yankee gear, but Craig is essentially this guy.

Height: 5'9"/175cm Build: Average to noodly
Eyes: Blue Hair: Sandy blond, straight
Handedness: Right Style: Fuccboi

Craig has sandy blond hair and blue eyes, and his fashion style is best described as "douchey" (think Ed Hardy shirts).

He doesn't wear glasses; those are safety goggles in his ref.

Coding by hedgemaze, lowkeywicked, & WeltDerAthanasie // See gallery for image credits